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Dad Balling

When a Dad observes his significant other breast feeding their child and is aroused.

Very similar to Blue Balls, as the man is turned on but cannot relieve himself.
So last night we were at Boston Pizza. Then my wife went to breast feed our kid, and i was left with a huge hard on.

That Bitch was Dad Balling me!
by DadBallz4lyf August 26, 2019
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Scumbag Dad

He will go on a journey to get you milk
by RoseRed669 January 26, 2023
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party dad

"yeah it was my sons birthday party then i had a badge that said party dad and i wanted to be party dad"
by rawr XDXDXDXDXD May 2, 2018
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Hockey dad

A father of a hockey player who tends to relive their hockey career through their own kids. Often shows up after having a bit to much to drink. Usually very loud who yell slanderous things at the referees and other teams Found mostly in the upper Midwest.
Jake “Man that hockey dad was nuts, good thing they kicked him out!”
Thomas “Yeah he was callling the kids on the others team pussies and slamming PBRs
by Vineyard Tom 65 March 13, 2018
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divorced dad

“hey! have you seen a divorced dad recently?”
quackity: 🧍
by h3atwaves_ April 19, 2021
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Wine Dad

Quite dissimilar to the beer dad or the wine mom, wine dad's are typically laid back and full of mirth, especially when they're sipping on some of their favorite wine. Wine dad's are often known for making their own wine and they love sharing it with anyone who comes over. Loving and caring, these dad's are especially close to their children and immediately family and will not hesitate to invite friends and more distant family over for a drink.
1: "My dad's a total wine dad"
2: "Lucky shit, I'd love to meet him some day"
1: "I'm sure he'd be happy to have you over tonight if you'd like"
by InfinitePorpoise August 16, 2020
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dad mom

by killerkid123 November 12, 2019
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