When a Dad observes his significant other breast feeding their child and is aroused.
Very similar to Blue Balls, as the man is turned on but cannot relieve himself.
Very similar to Blue Balls, as the man is turned on but cannot relieve himself.
So last night we were at Boston Pizza. Then my wife went to breast feed our kid, and i was left with a huge hard on.
That Bitch was Dad Balling me!
That Bitch was Dad Balling me!
by DadBallz4lyf August 26, 2019
The long row of benches found in many malls and shopping centers, on which fathers and husbands frequently wait for their respective children and spouses.
My daughter decided she wanted to go into Hot Topic and buy more slutty clothes with pictures of a TARDIS on them. I'm going to park my happy ass out here on Dad Avenue.
by rightshu January 19, 2015
by Lake fun April 14, 2020
A cup of homebrew coffee that is exceptionally strong, bitter or laxative.
A throwback to the poor quality coffee produced by American fathers who would buy ground coffee in bulk, and do little to nothing to prevent it from oxidizing and going stale.
A throwback to the poor quality coffee produced by American fathers who would buy ground coffee in bulk, and do little to nothing to prevent it from oxidizing and going stale.
by NewYorkNewerPork August 04, 2019
by ramintomewithyourbigfordtruck April 07, 2018
My dad is a deadbeat dad! I havent seen him for years and he never sends money because he is a cunt!
by BOROKING June 21, 2016
by jusserchn December 27, 2011