But how often does the lamb shake its tail?!

What an anxious/impatient youngster would logically want to know in instances when his parent promises a certain action/food/relief/entertainment "in two shakes of a lamb's tail".

Cranky child: "Are we there yet?!"
Parent driving (cheerfully): "Oh, no worries --- we'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
Cranky child: "But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! Oh, sure --- a NORMAL AND ALERT lamb probably "flutters its little stumpy thing" quite regularly, but if the lamb is asleep or not feeling chipper, its behind-flipper might not move much at all, and so it might take HOURS for it to jiggle even ONCE, let alone TWICE!"

by QuacksO July 10, 2024

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Get the But how often does the lamb shake its tail?!mug.

That's exactly what it does

A dumb whore choosing wrong DOESN'T do that... And this DOES do that.

Hym "That's exactly what it does. I am better than all of you. And the problem with YOUR PROBLEM with fascism... Is if you wanted the genocide in Gaza to stop today... A rousing round of fascism would get the job done immediately. Secondly firing that guy is a violation of his first amendment rights and, therefore, he should sue them immediately. Third, that wasn't my original conclusion and it existing at any point in time is what did it."

by Hym Iam July 27, 2025

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