cabbage

When you are so stoned that you travel to another fucking dimension and start saying a lot of bullshit

You don't understand man. I'm tripping ass right now I'm fucking Cabbage man.

by poketacotruck September 15, 2016

Dirty cabbage

Watching your bitch limp into coles

That dirty cabbage

Can’t believe he just sat there while she just limped into coles

by D Barrymore July 28, 2021

Fresh cabbage

When a woman over 50 is hitting on you at an in home sales presentation and she just lays on the table, lifts her skirt up and says... fresh cabbage motherfucker!

I sold 3 windows to Mike's mom, she gave me that fresh cabbage.

by Damoneeeq22 March 17, 2025

Wet Cabbage

Filling up a girls pussy with water and then fucking her till shes empty

I wet cabbaged marie last night, It made such a mess

by Stochii_ May 28, 2022

Pink Cabbage

The inner part of the vagina , the labia and all pink parts of the vagina

Vincent: That girl Lanett has the loveliest garden of pink cabbage between her sexy dark coco thighs

by Vvicked Vvitch October 22, 2022

Amish Cabbage

A female pubic hairstyle that is the inverse of a landing strip; the front of the pubic area is shaved while the sides and the lips are left hairy.

I was going to go down on widow Jones until I found out she's rocking an Amish Cabbage.

by Slacker13013 May 25, 2024

Kooky cabbage

1. Marijuana

Sally wanted to smoke kooky cabbage with her friends, but was afraid of the repercussions.

by Derbygirl1990 September 15, 2016