Barbie balloons

A synonym for a woman's breasts.

Dude, did you see Margaret’s barbie balloons? They’re so big and beautiful!

by Catgirlsixtynyaan May 31, 2023

Pensacola Water Balloon

When an uncircumcised guy rolls up his foreskin and pees in it, filling the foreskin up like a water balloon.

He needed to urinate, so he gave himself the Pensacola Water Balloon.

by GatorBoy87 November 2, 2025

Glue balloons

Balls, testicles.

Glue looks like semen, especially Elmer’s glue. A deeper meaning is that an accidental pregnancy can glue a couple together.

Damn, man. Heather is pregnant. My glue balloons have us stuck together for the next 18 years.

by E-Z.E. Longfelloo July 6, 2024

Hot Air Balloon

When person one takes a bong hit up their ass then person two goes ass to mouth to take the hit while person one farts it out.

Did you see James take that hot air balloon? Yea, he was so wasted and smelled like ass

by DudeThatsSoWrong April 22, 2023

Occam’s Balloon

A principle suggesting that when confronted with a problem or mystery, the most convoluted, outlandish, or improbable explanation is often the one people are most likely to believe — especially if it inflates their sense of drama, suspicion, or personal importance.

Forget the simple answer — remember Occam’s Balloon: if there’s a secret cabal of lizard people behind it, someone out there believes it.

by Halak Qz April 1, 2025

balloon bimbo

A male freind which is seen as a tomboy by his male dominated freinds group.

Kyle, you're such a balloon bimbo! Want to sleep over at my place?

by memememegumin April 19, 2022

glue balloons

Another euphemism meaning “testicles”

Help! I smashed my glue balloons in the door!

by CalmSnail June 14, 2024