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Trrorism is a common mispelling of errorism. If you misspeel this werd, you're a terrorist so fuck you.

Terrorism is a branch of marketing. Unlike other dishonest marketers who sell you ugly cookies loaded with dangerous trans fats or homes that are on BTK serial killer's regular visiting list, terrorists sell you undiluted terror without frills.

The promoters of tarriorism were small mom and dad popcorn retailers. These poor business people used up their retirement funds to build large and beautiful popcorn eating halls hoping to make their money back. However, none of these popcorn eating halls were any useful. People just did not show up.

One day, an angry mom killed some unthankful non-customers in her own semi-deserted popcorn hall. The killing, witnessed by some innocent passer-by school children, was soon popularized in town. In a couple of hours, people gathered in front of the popcorn hall demanding to see more pay per view killings. That angry mom sold each of them a bag of hot and tasty popcorn, and killed someone in the hall once the popcorn eating seats were all occupied.

And the rest is history.
“Terrorism is best consumed with butter and your girlfriend

~ Oscar Wilde on Popcorn
by Kodiac1 July 3, 2006
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terrorjism

obscene phone call when someone leaves a message on your answering machine whilest masterbating.
We shall wage a war against terrojism!
by pussy destructo April 10, 2004
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errorist

One who repeatedly preaches false information to inflate his/her ego.
That errorist just slammed his plane of bullshit into my Twin Towers of Truth.
by fauxsheezy September 15, 2007
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terroristically

and southern way of saying terror threat.
When Pimp C went HAM on the hot 97.9 DJ because she wanted him to open at a concert for Baby and Lil Wayne....he said she called his P.O. and said that he TERRORISTICALLY Thredded Hur...Ya Dig!!!!!!!

this shit is on youtube..check it out
by Shadi Ladi October 21, 2010
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ear terrorism

When something annoying seeks to invade your sanity such as an announcer who repeats a phone # four times, a dog barking all day or listening to Greta Van Susterin.

Whatever it is that seeks to seriously aggravate your hearing or listening.
Jon: I can't stand listening to those commercials on the Buffalo radio. The announcer thinks were dumb by repeating the phone # like 10 times over
Jan: Bloody ear terrorism !
by Byron Whiteson II August 24, 2009
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radical white terrorism

Radical White Terrorism is the decentralized extremist practice of white supremacy. It’s members are followers of the White Nationalist Movement. It’s proponents believe in “Replacement Theory,” both coined the tittle and oppose “Critical Race Theory.” These hate groups are rooted in hundreds of years oppression and hatred of people of African Descent. While some partitioners may be members of groups hypocritically hate by RWT, Radical White Terrorism are also opposed, but not limited to Jews, LatinX, Asians, Immigrants, and sometimes Members of the LGBTQ communities as well.
This Radical White Terrorism must stop. Little old ladies Were shot at church and the grocery store by those Radical White Terrorist because they were black. RWT oppose CRT
by Bougie Backpacker May 18, 2022
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Reveal the twin towers and terrorise that shit

Reveal the boobs and let me destroy them (motor boat, dick slap etc.)
"Hey Christy, let me reveal the twin towers and terrorise that shit" said a horny Geordie one rainy, overcast day.
by Tangledhairyass. March 18, 2014
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