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irony-teen

noun /ˈaɪ.rə.ni ti n/

A digitally native teenager or young adult (typically 16-23) whose online persona is built on performative irony, detached humor, and carefully curated "chaotic" behavior. Irony-teens communicate primarily through layered sarcasm, absurdist memes, and meta-commentary that signals cultural literacy while maintaining emotional distance. They often adopt exaggerated personas or "bit" accounts that blur the line between genuine expression and performance art.
Jake: bro why did you send that crying wojak meme in the main chat

Tyler: it was funny lol, just the basic "me when monday" one

Jake: dude now all the irony-teens are quote tweeting it with their weird shit
Marcus: what happened?

Jake: look at this... screenshots "BESTIE WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO POST UNIRONICALLY 😭😭😭 the way this wojak is literally me but also sending me to another dimension... why is this the most devastating thing i've ever witnessed, i'm actually ascending"

Tyler: what the fuck does that even mean

Marcus: bro they talk like they're having a religious experience over a basic meme

Jake: and now there's like 50 replies all talking the same way... "this would kill a victorian child" "i'm literally perishing" "why is this so unserious"

Tyler: should I delete it?

Marcus: nah fuck it, let the irony-teens have their moment. they'll move on to something else in like an hour

Jake: it's just exhausting man, like can't a wojak just be sad without someone making it into performance art

Tyler: next time I'm just sending it in here lmao
by guy whos fed up July 22, 2025
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Asian Teen Corn

Something a woman named

tophia would watch
Tophia: i love asian teen corn
Me: WTF 🤢🤮
by stanblackpink09 June 14, 2023
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teen brain

Teen brains are the kind of brain that you once had during the onset of puberty until as late as your 20th birthday. This kind of brain makes the newly sexually active teen seek emotionally charged activities, thus increasing risk-taking behavior. Furthermore, MRI devices has also revealed that while the adults were using their prefrontal cortex to understand the expressions, teens were using their amygdala. The amygdala is responsible for inducing emotions and impulses, not logic and rational reasoning. In conclusion, while it is true that the size of our brains doesn’t change much beyond our 6th birthday, its under-the-hood workings are not done developing until the age of 25.
During my teen years, my brain was all about impulse and emotion; I often made decisions based on how I felt instead of thinking them through—classic teen brain behavior!
by Emotional Cruiser October 14, 2025
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Teen Programmer

Programmers starting their careers too early. Always fits with the narrative that teens always have BO.
Friend 1: "Oh wait, you're a teen programmer?"
Teen Programmer: "Yeah?"
Friend 1: "No wonder you smell like shit"
by Hydrogen Goose September 18, 2020
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Gary teen

The way the imbecile @Squares on iFunny spells “guarantee
I Gary teen that guy is homo
by yummy_thick April 15, 2019
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Teen dad

A male under 21 Especially in the ages 10-20 that had 1+ children
by 459395 March 18, 2023
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Teen Biscuits

I'm leaving and taking my teen biscuits with me.
by GR££DY February 26, 2010
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