all language teachers

they all have ANGER ISSUES. abnormaly impatient . even if they havent taught you something they expect you to know it.

language teacher:hi welcome im your french teacher
person 30 in the register: goodmorning miss not in french
language teacher: I TOLD YOU TO ANSWER IN BLOODY FRENCH IS IT REALLY THAT HARD??
me: why do all language teachers have anger issues? like calm the hell down

by idkyimhere February 19, 2019

English Teacher orgasm

A phrase used to describe well spoken or well written english

Goddamn that speech was so good it gave me an English teacher orgasm

by Oshmagosh April 4, 2022

pregnant english teacher

It is something that occurs every few years it happens most of the time in the beginning of the school year, after a few months of being pregnant the english teacher suddenly dissapears into thin air and then reappears at the end of the school year.

You: Man the hot english teacher is going to be absent for the whole year.
Them: You mean the pregnant english teacher?

by micro Giga chad November 25, 2022

phys ed teacher

i hate u tewitz

person 1: i love tewitz

me: nah he is lazy and annoying

person 1: but he is the best phys ed teacher!!

by helicopter2.000 October 17, 2019

Baldi the math teacher

A teacher that gets more angry every time you get a problem wrong.

Help!Baldi the math teacher is chasing me!

by 62505 June 13, 2018

teacher boner

A school teacher who has a boner, hard on, or an erection

Yo MR. Smith has a huge teacher boner right now, that dick must be huge

by XARDSX August 21, 2016

forgetful latin teacher

when your latin teacher is going over the do-now and all of a sudden he says something like "i wish i had more time" or "how was your weekend, johnny?" meanwhile johnny's name is really anthony.

anthony: "the definition of car is an object with a motor and engine that transports people from location to location."

mr. pietrucha: "thank you johnny... i went to oklahoma city this weekend with my wife and saw the giants play football. where am i?"

anthony: "i never thought i would say this, but i have a forgetful latin teacher."

by D Siegs June 3, 2010