tea hag

This shameless person attends morning/afternoon teas at the organisation where they work regardless of whether they know the organiser/recipient or not.

Dave: Hey guys, tea party on level 4!
Jim: Who's is it?
Dave: Who cares?
Jim: You're a tea hag!
Dave: They're the reason why I work here!

by Drew's Chew October 26, 2011

Tea Alzheimers

A condition where the affected person finds themselves constantly forgetting about their tea. this can refer to

1. Forgetting boiling water in kettle
2. Forgetting steeping tea water
3. Forgetting mug of tea until it is cold

I hate having Tea Alzheimers, whenever I make a cuppa, I forget it until it's ice cold!

by Bath alts Yoda May 11, 2016

have tea with

equivalent to 'have sex with her'

I'm going to have tea with Keira Knightley someday.

by lemonavenue May 20, 2010

Tea lip

The female equivalent to the tea bag , which as we know is when a male lowers his testicles onto someones face

Angel was the first to fall asleep so lacey pulled her pants down real quick lowered herself and tea lipped her

by Tealipper March 8, 2011

Tea Dippy

When you have her fill her mouth with a liquid like tea or cola and then placing your testicles in her mouth and having her bite down.

"Awww man, my sack is still nipping from that tea dippy"

by SexyBez May 20, 2009

Georgian tea

A girly but very smooth drink available at some night clubs.

1 oz vodka
1 oz gin
1 oz light rum
1 oz peach schnapps
fill with fruit juice

After one Georgian Tea, you'll be in love with me.

by Welterweight January 11, 2009

tea money

when you have no food or money for food and you’re completely broke and sad

where’s my tea money at?

by teamoneylad May 7, 2019