The Swift Claus is the strongest person to ever grace the earth upon the rest of the muggles. The last person to fight The Swift Claus was murdered in cold blood. Not even Lando-sama can contend with his power. He also has infinite rizz and has the power to make e-girls instantly fall for him.
by The Swiftiest Claus December 24, 2022
by Señor_Pablo67 November 29, 2016
Suzuki Swift - Owners are usually a behemoth,
Barely fitting ito the car they have to turn their neck sideways to sit , and need to overcompensate for the car they drive by making delicious pizzas and bragging about it.
Barely fitting ito the car they have to turn their neck sideways to sit , and need to overcompensate for the car they drive by making delicious pizzas and bragging about it.
“ Oh wow that Suzuki swift driver is an amazing pizzas chef , how did he get his pizza oven here ? “
by Lachtopuss July 12, 2023
Suzuki Swift - Owners are usually a behemoth,
Barely fitting ito the car they have to turn their neck sideways to sit , and need to overcompensate for the car they drive by making delicious pizzas and bragging about it.
Barely fitting ito the car they have to turn their neck sideways to sit , and need to overcompensate for the car they drive by making delicious pizzas and bragging about it.
“ Oh wow that Suzuki swift driver is an amazing pizzas chef , how did he get his pizza oven here ? “
by Lachtopuss July 12, 2023
by Anthothefag November 19, 2016
stans the Artist of the Decade and first-ever Tricon
bestie/bestay with everyone except if you drag my faves
#1 Plastic Doll and The Edge of Glory stan
ARTPOP and Speak Now stan
artsy hoe
bestie/bestay with everyone except if you drag my faves
#1 Plastic Doll and The Edge of Glory stan
ARTPOP and Speak Now stan
artsy hoe
by clowneria street November 14, 2020