by Bophadeus September 27, 2021
Get the Trampoline Stamp mug.The time and date a "shitlib" Monica-"mask on in car always" got their 4th or 5th jab to keep from getting the common cold because they already survived the first two blood clots, but they have no natural immunity in their body to infections because they totally believed what MSDNC and Collectivist Noose Nutworxs told them!
Damn Monica will be out another two weeks from her hairdressing job, due to illness, she got her third "simp-stamp" this year!
by jayskind1 October 17, 2021
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I thought I wanted to be a porn star, so I got a twat stamp in 2014. Now I get made fun of by my OBGYN.
by immadieanyway November 25, 2021
Get the Twat stamp mug.n, v. The mark left when a girl pulls out her tampon and hits you with it like it's a flail. Or the act of doing so.
So, my dumbass decided go out for one last solo night of senseless debauchery, and bitch gave me a "Tamp' Stamp" So I gave her the raw "Strawberry Cream Pie" and a "mushroom stamp." I think I won.
by TinyDancer37 December 13, 2021
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Get the Stamp of Approval mug.The act of jizzing on a piece of toilet paper and stamping it onto the wall of the restroom or stall.
by anonymous March 31, 2022
Get the Postage Stamp mug.When a pet or human you care for is lax with their personal hygiene, specifically their bumhole maintenance, leaving little chocolate kisses on soft furnishings around your home.
What have you been feeding the dog? Time stamp from the Hershey factory all over the bed.
I am NOT scrubbing another time stamp from the Hershey factory off your disgusting y-fronts again Kevin.
I am NOT scrubbing another time stamp from the Hershey factory off your disgusting y-fronts again Kevin.
by Tish_71 April 2, 2022
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