He Who is Most Stoked

The Lord Our God

And He Who is Most Stoked said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.

Genesis 1:11

by TheW8rd January 17, 2011

stroke daddy

Fuck boy wanting to be daddy. Aka, pulling a Jay.

He wants to go Stroke Daddy for the night.

by sidthewidler June 3, 2016

stoked

to be so unbelievably excited about something that you start feverishly beating your gentiles to roughly the wound-up pace of the heartbeat of a very, very tiny mammal

Austin was so stoked to see the new Taylor Swift calendar that the occasion called for a trough of Vaseline, and later copious amounts of Neosporin and gauze.

by ak_alpenglow January 16, 2011

stoked

being pumped up while doing somthing.

Im so stoked, i just pulled a sweet trick.

by wedge April 12, 2003

stroke

to have sex (originating in Cleveland, OH)

Yo nigga you stroke yet?

by bonesnsag August 7, 2007

Long Stroke

A slang term used to define a flattering compliment, which massages the ego in such a manner that could be considered masturbatory; or extending of prolonged pleasure in the fashion of a slower, controlled penetration speed during intercourse.

As in: Unexpected or not, it would have been impolite not to say, "Thanks for the long stroke".

by Homer chameleon February 3, 2010

Stroke and Poke

Sex. Basically defines itself. Stroke is hand action. Poke is poking her with your dick.

Gonna have a bit of Stroke and Poke with that girl.

by bananamilkshakefiend October 30, 2009