Strandana

The bandanas that balding rockers wear to cover their fleeting strands of hair.

"Dude, you look so much younger in your Strandana!!!"

by CanadianTobyandAbel April 10, 2010

Straight brick

1. Extremely cold
2. Extremely intoxicated
3. Having no outs to a certain situation or thing

1. "Yo it's straight brick out"
2. "Mayo took one hit and she was straight brick for an hour."
3. "Mike must be straight brick to life, it seems like he can't catch a break."

by hungryhungryhomer October 17, 2010

Stressmas

A winter season holiday that begins around the end of November, and culminates on December 25. The total level of stress accumulates exponentially the closer one gets to the 25th, and continues to linger above a background level at least until the end of January. As the financial, bad weather, health, and family stress cycles peak around the 25th of December, people celebrate by drinking copious amounts of alcohol and engaging in gluttonous behavior. Stressmas is also noted for its especially annoying music that plays on every radio stationan shopping center PA system, further exacerbating the stressful situation by creating a trigger that turns one violent and belligerent. Marked by long shopping lines and traffic for no reason, one cannot avoid celebrating Stressmas. Those with exes, inlaws, and children tend to celebrate Stressmas more faithfully than single people.

Merry Stressmas!

by Freddy Ferno December 18, 2010

Struggle Muffin

A way to describe a person who struggles every single day of their life. In every single way possible.

Person 1: Man, I got locked out of my dorm in only a towel after I took a shower.

Person 2: God, you're such a struggle muffin.

by Anonymous68753 March 21, 2011

stroking the puppy

A euphemism for female masturbation, often accompanied with the words "squatting down" in front of it.

Dylan: She was squatting down, stroking the puppy!
Grace: Holy shit, right in the park in front of everyone?

by mcspiff January 27, 2011

Strategic Liking

when you like one of the opposite sex's photo on facebook with intentions of letting them know you are interested in hooking up with them

Jon: I did some Strategic Liking of ella's facebook photos

Michael: Mate you are in!

by Nickkkkkkk.S March 5, 2011

Strongsauce

Something Being Awesome.

P1: "Hey Bro, Hows that beer?" P2: "Strongsauce"
P1: "Are You Coming To The Party Tonight?" P2: "Yes" P1: "Strongsauce"

by Mikeywhoopie July 5, 2011