Steel Rod

Basically a cylindrical piece of steel. Steel Rod's have many wonderful uses. Can be used as simple set prop, whereby you place it leaning against a wall, or can be used more appropriately as a form of beaver crowd control, whereby constant hard hits to the head of a pananian marsh beaver (beaverus ignoramus) will result in the suppression of all unwanted acts by the creature. Excess striking will result in brain damage or possible death.

"Hey, place that steel rod against that wall, we need to make this set look authentic!"

"A beaver was in my garden last night, so i used a steel rod on its head. Now its dead."

by D.E March 19, 2004

steel wheel

One of many slang terms referencing steel reserve. Also known as a wheel.

Friend1: "Yo Steve, how many steel wheel's you want for the Skins game this week"
Steve: "Its a night game, better make it two"

by Rondel September 14, 2008

Man of Steel

A nickname for a penis that can stay up for a while.

Girlfriend, "Aye, are you off yet"
Boyfriend, "Nahh, I got a Man of Steel baby"

by Goliad Striesand July 20, 2014

Pittsburgh Steelers

The reason why NFL is going straight down to hell.

Singing die, die, Steelers! Steelers die!
Singing die, die, Steelers! Steelers die!
Singing die, die, Steelers! Die, die, Steelers!
Singing die, die, Steelers! Steelers die!

by KRHimself June 30, 2004

swag stealer

An asshole whos steals other peoples swag.

Ay who dat nigga? Sh may don't be gettin up on dat ho he a swag stealer.i fuckin hate dem niggas. They straight flossin on my swagg.dey is hos. ..ho

by ballsackjohnson April 3, 2009

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

A common statement by idiots who think 9/11 was an inside job. They say that the Twin Towers shouldn't have collapsed because jet fuel can't melt the steel beams that the towers were made out of. Although it's true that jet fuel can't melt steel beams, the Towers Collapsed because the steel beams were weakened from the fire, not melted. The conspiracy theorists are too retarded to realize this fact.

Idiot: 9/11 was an inside job done by George Bush!
Smart person: No it wasn't you fucking dipshit
Idiot: But... but jet fuel can't melt steel beams!
Smart person: The jet didn't melt the steel, it weakened it. Do more research, moron.

by put a dick all up inside her April 6, 2015

Steeped

The act of dipping one's nuts in a unexpected, saliva-filled mouth. A variant of teabagging, steeping someone is thoroughly encouraged in a recent Tim Horton's commercial.

Bill: Mary couldn't stop saying "steeped" after watching the Tim Horton's commercial, so I steeped my nuts into her throat when she fell asleep.

by Genius/GZA September 29, 2005