Stalker

1. When someone calls someone at 1 in the morning and says "can you come outside because i wanna meet you, and im right by your house?", and you didn't even tell that person where you live.

2. Someone who has no friends so they steal your friends and decide to find out where they live.

3. A whore named bree.

"HEY! I'm outside you house...wanna hang out??"
"UHM NO YOU STALKER!?!?!?"

"It's bree im outside your house right now and i wanna meet you!"
"I need a restraining order from bree, that stalker!"

by Stalkeerrrrr April 15, 2009

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stalkertunity

When you go do something with your stalker.

I had a stalkertunity to go on the carousel today.

by Jilzi December 1, 2005

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stanker

a name given to vehical that is a shit box, house that is a shit hole or similar items characterised by thier poor quality or state of repair

Bob turned quickly to Jono "Check out that car; what a stanker" he exclaimed. Jono smirked as the faded pinky red Micra sporting speed stipes and a big spoiler farted past.

by delaphonics October 12, 2007

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Band Stalker

a manly girl who stalks band kids despite the fact she's not in band and is in love with a man who is gay with a large mustache

Justin: Did you walk by the band room this morning?
Billy: Yea, she went all "band stalker" on everyone again...

by gertyLUVSyou March 13, 2009

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salt lake stacker

When a mormon man stacks his wives on top of each other and has sex with them at the same time. Exiting and entering them in sequential order.

John: Dude, did you hear about Marvin?
Jim: No way, what's up with Marvin?
John: He totally rocked the salt lake stacker with like 12 chicks. It was crazy.
Jim: Nice!!!

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Marvin: I AM ROCKING THE SALT LAKE STACKER WITH LIKE 12 CHICKS!!!! NICE!!!!

by Alex_2022 December 14, 2008

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