peeping squirrel

Noun. Occurs when someone is taking a shit and can extend the poop half way out of the sphincter and then suck it back in.

Hey, look at my peeping squirrel!

by tromboneelvis October 8, 2009

squirrel brain

when you push all your foreskin in a in a bunch and it looks like a squirrel brain, looks very nasty.

during a drunken night, I whipped my squirrel brain out and showed my friends

by revilo nworb August 27, 2013

Burnt Squirrel

Sexual maneuver where girl is riding on top. Both people have large amounts of pubic hair and during intercourse the pubes are set on fire.

Rob: I've put my manscaping on hold.

Jason: Why?

Rob: Because I want to do the burnt squirrel with your mom's big bush.

by ProphecyRob3 November 23, 2011

Flaming Squirrel

1.) A mass of feces, alcohol (typically Jack Daniels) and Creole food, or any extremely spicy ethnic food, that expels from the anus typically between the hours of 6am to 8am.

Flaming Squirrels give the excruciating sensation of a live animal with sharp teeth and claws that has been set aflame and wants out of your asshole... now.

The Flaming Squirrel is always followed by hours of headache, stomach pains and extremely sore, burning and tender butthole.

2.) A small fuzzy mammal that has been set on fire.

1.) "We went to that Creole place last night, ate the gumbo and got hammered on Jack and Cokes. When I got up this morning, I shit a Flaming Squirrel."

2.) "This Flaming Squirrel shot out of my ass this morning. I had to moisten the toilet paper to put out the fire."

3.) "I took a Flaming Squirrel before work. My stomach aches, my head is banging and it feels like my leather doughnut has been dipped in battery acid."

by Apecreature March 11, 2011

Squirrel Fiddler

Often displayed in the woodland areas, this Unnatural act, is where a human being manipulates the squirrel creature for their pleasures. Similar to Chimp Lover.

Mum:"Close your eyes hunny. Darling get the kids in the car quick, theres a squirrel fiddler over there."

by Jacksc2 July 3, 2006

barking squirrel

typically used as an excuse when someone farts

Jamie: did you just fart?
Damian: No, that was a barking squirrel

by chadlamo January 29, 2012

transgender squirrel

THIS IS A 2 DEFINITION WORD

1.) Your a ugly ass gross ass lookin bitch

2.)I love you

Example for definition 1.)Shut the fuck up you transgender squirrel lookin ass bitch

Example for definition 2.)AWE your my favorite lil transgender squirrel

by me bitch ass mother fucker May 13, 2019