Sexual maneuver where girl is riding on top. Both people have large amounts of pubic hair and during intercourse the pubes are set on fire.
Rob: I've put my manscaping on hold.
Jason: Why?
Rob: Because I want to do the burnt squirrel with your mom's big bush.
Jason: Why?
Rob: Because I want to do the burnt squirrel with your mom's big bush.
by ProphecyRob3 November 23, 2011
When your left testicle is stuck to the inside of your left inner thigh and your right testicle is stuck to the inside of your right inner thigh. As a result your testicles resembles the image of a flying squirrel's arms spread far apart with your scrotum and its skin being the skin on the flying squirrel's arms that droops down.
This happens often when you have been sitting down for a long time (like on an airplane or cramped bus/car) and your thighs, testicles, and scrotum start sweating and since you're so cramped and your legs aren't spread far apart, they adhesively stick to both thighs.
This happens often when you have been sitting down for a long time (like on an airplane or cramped bus/car) and your thighs, testicles, and scrotum start sweating and since you're so cramped and your legs aren't spread far apart, they adhesively stick to both thighs.
Person 1: Wow we've been sitting on this bus for 8 hours.
Person 2: Yeah both of my testicles are sticking to my thighs.
Person 1: Yeah me too, I've got the worst flying squirrel right now.
Person 2: Yeah I wish I could stand up and pry my testicles/scrotum off my thighs.
Person 2: Yeah both of my testicles are sticking to my thighs.
Person 1: Yeah me too, I've got the worst flying squirrel right now.
Person 2: Yeah I wish I could stand up and pry my testicles/scrotum off my thighs.
by yallreadyknowduke April 06, 2015
When a person who has lost a lot of weight resulting in large skin flaps nibbles your nuts while spreading their arms wide, as if in flight.
I'm glad her gastric bypass was a success, however, bitch look like she swooping from trees and shit when she gobblin' deez nuts. She be giving me a flying squirrel fo' sho'.
by SmellzBellz February 23, 2017
Often displayed in the woodland areas, this Unnatural act, is where a human being manipulates the squirrel creature for their pleasures. Similar to Chimp Lover.
Mum:"Close your eyes hunny. Darling get the kids in the car quick, theres a squirrel fiddler over there."
by Jacksc2 July 03, 2006
by chadlamo January 18, 2012
Example for definition 1.)Shut the fuck up you transgender squirrel lookin ass bitch
Example for definition 2.)AWE your my favorite lil transgender squirrel
Example for definition 2.)AWE your my favorite lil transgender squirrel
by me bitch ass mother fucker May 14, 2019
1.) A mass of feces, alcohol (typically Jack Daniels) and Creole food, or any extremely spicy ethnic food, that expels from the anus typically between the hours of 6am to 8am.
Flaming Squirrels give the excruciating sensation of a live animal with sharp teeth and claws that has been set aflame and wants out of your asshole... now.
The Flaming Squirrel is always followed by hours of headache, stomach pains and extremely sore, burning and tender butthole.
2.) A small fuzzy mammal that has been set on fire.
Flaming Squirrels give the excruciating sensation of a live animal with sharp teeth and claws that has been set aflame and wants out of your asshole... now.
The Flaming Squirrel is always followed by hours of headache, stomach pains and extremely sore, burning and tender butthole.
2.) A small fuzzy mammal that has been set on fire.
1.) "We went to that Creole place last night, ate the gumbo and got hammered on Jack and Cokes. When I got up this morning, I shit a Flaming Squirrel."
2.) "This Flaming Squirrel shot out of my ass this morning. I had to moisten the toilet paper to put out the fire."
3.) "I took a Flaming Squirrel before work. My stomach aches, my head is banging and it feels like my leather doughnut has been dipped in battery acid."
2.) "This Flaming Squirrel shot out of my ass this morning. I had to moisten the toilet paper to put out the fire."
3.) "I took a Flaming Squirrel before work. My stomach aches, my head is banging and it feels like my leather doughnut has been dipped in battery acid."
by Apecreature February 24, 2011