speaking shakespeare

When you read/see a Shakespeare play (or any other old literature) and start to talk like the characters (i.e. vocabulary, mannerisms, rhythm, rhyme, iambic pentameter, etc.) on a regular basis.

Guy 1: She doth teach the torches to burn bright!
Guy 2: Dude... what!?
Guy 1: I said that chicks hot, man!
Guy 2: Oh, what was all that you were saying?
Guy 1: Sorry, dude. I've been speaking Shakespeare ever since we read Romeo and Juliet in class last week.

by JudeMer April 28, 2009

Garrick Speak

A language unique to Garrick based on English but no one else can understand it

He's using Garrick Speak

by PetorCheator February 28, 2024

i dont speak broke

i dont speak broke dose mean that the person that says that is to rish to be possibel to speak whit you.

hey kid talk with me. im sorry i dont speak broke.

by happykokobeng February 10, 2019

Speak

The address of this place you seek…
It is where the geese speak great…
And away went your plate.

Speak I did…
I really should invest in a lid…

by a dream and 💔 July 31, 2024

Naval Speak

Modern Age sounding wisdom on-liners that try to oversimply the topic.

If I read another Naval speak tweet, I am going to delete my account.

by humm1n June 18, 2021

Content Speak

A form of sanitized language or euphemism used by online content creators when discussing sensitive or serious topics. This vocabulary, which includes words like "unalive" instead of "kill," is primarily used to avoid demonetization by advertisers on various platforms. The practice ultimately desensitizes the audience to the gravity of these subjects by watering down the very language used to describe them.

"Dude, did you hear about that little boy? Got graped and unalived by a PDF file, it's so messed up."

"Are you fucking serious right now?! You're talking about a child being raped and murdered by a pedophile and you're using that sanitized, spineless content speak bullshit?! What the absolute fuck is wrong with you? Talk like a goddamn human being!"

by Tad in Berlin June 11, 2025

omellete speak

When some kind of French doesnt know how to speak in english and speaks their native language, it's speaking "omellete".

- Bonjour, comment ça va? Je suis stupide! Said the fucking "omellete speaker"

by Kateuka April 21, 2017