Spanish Omlet

A sexual fetish in which eggs are cracked into a womans fun-bucket or a mans septic-hole Egg-beaters are inserted and whisked inside the said hole. The resulting juices squeezed out onto a dinner-plate is known as a spanish omlet.

Mikeys Spanish Omlet was not enough to satisfy Kierans apitite for his favourite dish. Mikey came up with a solution to this problem by hireing mexican children to cook extra when kieran came for dinner.

by Gonzo Philosophy August 30, 2009

spanish goatee

Spanish Goatee; the process of farting on a spouses chin while receiving testicular felacio

Bob - "he jerry"

Jerry - "yeah"
Bob - "I totally gave heather a Spanish Goatee last night"

by 1562 June 1, 2010

Cocker Spaniel Lunch

Chinese food of undetermined origin. They eat Fido over there.

Boeing's super sonic airliner is so fast, you can fly from Baltimore to Bejing for a Cocker Spaniel lunch and fly home in time for dinner.

by Simon October 14, 2004

Sanic

When a moment or memory that is fantastic, requires a better word than funny; but you don't want to sound dumb by continuously adding so's in front of it. (you know you've been in this situation before)

Also needing a better word than hilarious.

Can also be used in replacement for the word insane, but only on rare, necessary occasions.

pronounced (SAY~nick)

Oh my god! That day was so freaking SANIC!!
I like that guy, he's totally sanic.

by Thebeezkneez999 June 23, 2011

SANIC

pulling a Standard, Aggressive Night In Calgary. Equivalent to a minimum 60 dollars, or 12 drinks.

I just pulled a SANIC on my mom's credit card bill. yeaaaah buddy!

by Ze Criddler October 29, 2011

Spanish Donut

A large ring of feces exuded onto the rim of a toilet bowl so that the next person to sit on the toilet sits in a pile of shit. The word gets its name because the coil of poop resembles a large donut, and in Spain people eat their own shit. Most people will notice a huge coil of shit around a toilet bowl, so this is best done around drunk people or the retarded.

I just Spanish Donuted that n*****!

by Vagine McCockstine February 1, 2007

spaniel

Noun. Daniel Spianli. Mix of the first and last name of Daniel Spinali. A completely different race of human, only one exists. See: "Spanielish"

Spaniel is quite spanielish, he won't stop begging me for food.

by spaniel July 5, 2004