soggy mini wheats

An unexplainable procedure mini wheats go through if you don't eat them fast enough.

OH SHIT, BRAH. I have soggy mini wheats now, thanks to not paying attention to them on over half an hour.

soggy mini wheats by JHSGAMY November 24, 2006

Soggy salad 

When you cum on a vegetarian

I made a soggy salad with Alice last night

Soggy salad by Yanko May 11, 2016

soggy pillow 

Article of linen sewed by one's grandmother with which inadequate kissers practice necking because they lack the balls to go out and get some real world experience.

Said Doug, "Gee, as long as I have a soggy pillow in my bed, I'll never get to do the horizontal tango!"

soggy pillow by Mary Magdalene September 18, 2003

soggy burger

when you pee on some ones face and ears and shove your dick in their ear and nose

teabag, piss, soggy burger

soggy burger by jackinback October 11, 2006

soggy cheerios 

n. droopy breasts; saggy boobs.

Grandma has soggy cheerios.

soggy cheerios by Miss Allison July 1, 2005

soggy french toast 

A. when the chef ruins what could've been delicious french toast by battering it to death in egg and only half cooking.

B. to have your period

OH!! my mom didnt flush her soggy french toast.

soggy french toast by jaim'e December 6, 2007

Soggy Jaspers 

When are group of young men get a cat, preferably named Jaspers,and chase him around the house trying to bust a nut on it. This game may take up to a week to be completed but the winner receives a well deserved soggy Miyagi.

me steve and karl played a 48 hour game of soggy jaspers last week.

Soggy Jaspers by Soggy Jaspers December 25, 2008