East St louis sober

Where you can smoke crack and claim clean time.

East St louis sober I stopped doing heroin and start smoking crack.

by Smokingweedissober March 2, 2025

Las Vegas sober

To abstain from alcohol but still partake in all and any drugs.

Person 1: “wanna do a shot?”

Person 2: “I can’t I’m Las Vegas sober, let’s do a line in the bathroom though!”

by oglimekiller March 31, 2025

silicon valley sober

when someone is sober but still takes adderall

jim: want to go get a drink after work?
john: no i'm silicon valley sober now

by lexi3467 April 20, 2025

Suck a dick sober

When you are so drunk that all you want to do is to suck a dick or encourage other people to suck a dick

Becky is suck a dick sober
She is so pissed, she’s suck a dick sober

by PCWS April 23, 2025

Ann Arbor Sober

Does not drink or do other drugs, just psychedelics (mushrooms, LSD, DMT, Mescaline, peyote, etc)

No more alcohol for me at concerts, I'm Ann Arbor sober

by Theyeff January 1, 2026

.6.9.6.Now partIally Sober.6.9.6.

.6.9.6.Now partIally Sober.6.9.6.

.6.9.6.Now partIally Sober.6.9.6.

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 22, 2025

So Be It

It is what it is for old people

Doctor: His will stipulates you pull the plug
Wife: Welp so be it

by A Whole Spoon August 3, 2020