Simon

Super super hot lifeguard Simon alexander berens is soooooo hot he can jump super high and he’s sooooo awesome mwah preferably matched with someone named maddie

“Simon is soooo hot” “I know”

by Lol62738383883 July 15, 2022

Simon the Sexy

The most sexy bastard even if you're a boy you splooj at the thought of him. He runs a gay brothel and loves being fisted. His favoured thing to do is chimney you.

P1"OMG it's Simon the sexy who runs the brothel!"
P2"AAAUUUGH I love it when he give me chimney"
P1 & P2 * a shower of splooj*

by Jerad & Jermaine September 4, 2025

Simonism

Being a pedophile

Oh Jerry did you hear Micheal has simonism?
Oh so he is a pedophile

by Simon Delaney August 17, 2022

Simon

A cool guy who loves an audience, likes lots of people around him and likes the lady's,A Simon can be very persistent even possessive to the point of smothering, Simon is a hurt sole who covers his pain with comedy, Simon can not be alone as his thoughts will fester negative .Simon is a caring character that people often turn to with personal problems because he listens and finds solutions. Simon can snap and always hurts the ones closest too him, Simon is a spiritual man who has never grown up.

Simon helps lost souls

by Karl gto September 11, 2020

warren-simon

bruh what goofy ahh last name is this

warren-simon is a goofy ahh last name

by UNCOUNTABLE October 16, 2022

Simon

Gets around.

Simon=Oh you dirty dog.

by SimonDaDemon September 11, 2025

Simon

A jewish 40 year old person who is very into politics but still has no idea what to do what so ever.

Person: Ah did you see the new prime minister?
Person #2: Yeah, he looks like a simon

by DaddyDonkey63 October 5, 2022