Smol Sammy

This bitch can't read but she'll fix yer grammar.

. . .Smol Sammy, Plus reddit reading. . Equals everyone laughing cause she forgot how to say the word 'the'

by Basically-Reddit July 4, 2019

Sammy

Someone who will beat the shit out of you if you mess with them. They may be cute and fun to be with, but they won’t hesitate to rip someone’s esophagus out.

Wow. Sammy is really scary.

by Definitely not Virgil October 6, 2019

Sammie

amazing and funny and worth the world although she doesn’t believe it

guy 1: she’s so shy but she’s really pretty
guy 2: yeah she’s such a sammie

girl 1: i’m gonna try to talk to her wish me luck guys!

by annoyinguglyweirdo May 24, 2018

Sammy

The most handsome and the only adorably cutest dog/puppy any lucky people could come across. He’s strong, tough, determined, loyal, and the best dog any pet owner could ever ask for.

Sammy is such a good boy!
I fell in love with Sammy’s cuteness.
Sammy is such a grinch!

by LovelySunshine December 22, 2021

sammy b

guy who loves kids, old women and his mum

God sammy b was round my house again with my children

by anonymous November 16, 2023

Nathaniel Ham Sammy

He is a habitual masturbator that occasionally likes to smoke the ganja while watching Golden girls on a quiet weekday. Has a beard of of God and ass that won't quit! Born as a God, everyone must bow to his golden balls that dangle between his muscular thighs. He is the apple of each eye that lays upon him.

Nathaniel Ham Sammy is simply a god of beards and golden balls .

by Danndy89 June 28, 2019

Sammie Olson

A beautiful, kind, considerate girl. She isn't perfect and has her flaws like everyone else. I'm not perfect, I want to be.. but that's not realistic or even possible. I love you because you make my day. You were my first ever friend at msum before we even came here.. I don't know what I'd do without you.. I'd lose a part of me.. you're like that good imp telling me to no you've got to eat or stop working out :P i love you and you need to know that .. i know i can be stubborn but you're amazing girl! Don't let anyone tell you any different! (:

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Sammie Olson rocks

by flickingpickles December 14, 2013