Sammy

A person who may not have the most junk in the trunk, but will fill your bunk with spunk (it might be green though, if so vacate the premise). Often known for their incredibly sexy personality, many people say they are like Greek gods.

‘Hey that dude Sammy, yeah big dilf’

by Bigdaddydilfers November 23, 2021

Sammy

The short black haired twink who calls you grandma

“Sammy! Get out of the street!”

by Hudsonlover360 October 21, 2019

Sammy Sprinkler

When you get so intoxicated that you wake up in the middle of the night and accidentally urinate in your girlfriends underwear draw.

Connor Jason: what happened with Viv last night, she’s blowing up!
Samuel Andrew: yeah I’m in the doghouse, I did a Sammy sprinkler!

by Connormacdaddy December 8, 2022

Schrodinger's Sammy

A paradox of quantum superposition.

The peculiar rules of quantum theory means that Sammy both loves H and is still thinking about it at the same time.

Sammy: I love you, but I'm still thinking about it.
H: That's even worse than Schrodinger's cat, that's Schrodinger's Sammy

by h06i10 January 8, 2023

sammy stranberg

oh hey! she’s probably really nice.

wow it’s sammy stranberg everyone loves her.

by sootings66 July 19, 2021

Sammie

Sammie is the name given to fans of Sam Winchester, from the show, Supernatural. Originating on Twitter, their hardcore attitude and protectiveness over this large moose man is frightening.

A: Dude, did you see these tweets??
B: No. I have "sammie" listed as one of my muted words.

by Korndogg00 March 19, 2021

Sammie Olson

A beautiful, kind, considerate girl. She isn't perfect and has her flaws like everyone else. I'm not perfect, I want to be.. but that's not realistic or even possible. I love you because you make my day. You were my first ever friend at msum before we even came here.. I don't know what I'd do without you.. I'd lose a part of me.. you're like that good imp telling me to no you've got to eat or stop working out :P i love you and you need to know that .. i know i can be stubborn but you're amazing girl! Don't let anyone tell you any different! (:

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Sammie Olson rocks

by flickingpickles December 14, 2013