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sad._.broccoli

THIS PERSON IS SO COOL!!

SHE HAS COOL COSPLAYS
''Wow, sad._.broccoli does have alot of cosplays''
''I LOVE sad._.broccoli s cosplays!!''
by Shittingwithdogs June 1, 2021
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sad baked

When you cry so much you look baked/high.
“Hey do you see that girl crying?”

“Yea! She’s sad baked!”
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Sad Clam

A frowning vagina, IE: a vagina with an oddly, visible and prominent curvature. The curvature resembles a sad face, much like a crying clown holding a balloon. An unpleasant vagina, one that nobody would like to see.
"Daaaamn, did you see the busted vagina on her?" "Yeah, that's a sad clam, Rodger!" Also see: ham wallet
by Captain JynX March 29, 2011
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Sad Ass

The use of nudity, most often female, to accentuate a disturbing or graphic scene in a film. The viewer is unnerved by the contents of the scene, and the corresponding nudity serves to further disturb the audience by juxtaposing two physiologically contrasting images. It is most often rear nudity that is portrayed, because of its less offensive nature. It is mostly applied to women, because of the trope that nude men are funny.

This can also be executed in other entertainment mediums, but the visual nature of film allows great effectiveness.
Common in horror series such as "Saw", and other splatter film franchises.

"The killer approached Angela as blood from his chainsaw oozed onto her bare body, drenching her curves in thick red gore. Her sad ass quivered in fear"

A SFW example is found in the "Spring Breakers" trailer
by Traifuscia De-Narius December 19, 2013
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Sad ace

A pathetic attempt at something that is supposed to be amazing.
1) Wow, lime green? Christie's formal (prom) dress is really sad ace.
2) -Nick fell off his bike on that jump.
-Yeah I saw that, it was totally sad ace.
3) -Look at her hitting on Justin, doesn't she know he's gay?
-I know, she's making it awkward for everyone. She's so sad ace.
by Rach+Catherine May 29, 2011
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team sad

the spectacular, flip flop disasters and beer, this team can take it all...
em and ellie, go us we totally rule bring on the chaos
by ellie March 2, 2005
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SAD HANDJOB

A sex act where the only lubrication is the tears of the person preforming the handjob.
Bill was regulated to sad handjobs after his girlfriend broke up with him.
by Poohbear of claws October 31, 2018
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