Rip one

To rip a fart louder than a metal beyblade in a bathtub.

fat guy: Bro I'm about to rip one.
fat guy 2: same bro.
*farts so loud it ruptures the space-time continuum*
fat guy: bro that was so loud we might get arrested for disturbing the peace.

by AvgRedditor January 05, 2021

Ripped

The act of getting your tongue ripped repeatedly (twice) by the same creepy guy on the water polo team, who sucks on your tongue so hard that it feels as though the inside out your mouth has been sodomized.

"Hey man have you seen theresa's tongue?"

"Yea, it looks like her tongued was slaughtered"

"No dude, it was just ripped by the ripper"

by El Rippere November 21, 2011

ripped open

(v.) When a man shoves his penis into a woman's ass so much as to make her bleed profusely and lose control of bowel movement.

I saw wubag's panties today - with those stains she must have gotten ripped open last night.

by crippled_death May 08, 2005

Rip A Tit

To make a quick U turn, legally or illegal.

We just drove by some Big Horn sheep on that hill, rip a tit and let’s get some pics!

by AricG July 27, 2020

ripped butthole

When you fart so loud it feels like your butt got ripped apart.

Man 1: *farts*.
Man 2: Oh boi you just done ripped butthole.

by STAYCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE December 18, 2017

lucas rip

When you’re masturbating vigorously and you accidentally grab a handful of cubes and rip them off while goin back up the shaft

“ Hey I want to try something freaky tonight any ideas “ yeah try the Lucas rip

by KidLuvKake May 08, 2018

Jeaned rips

When a pair of jeans has so many rips that it is more rip than jean.

"I was looking at jeans online when I saw a pair of jeaned rips, I shit you not."

by Steven the cone February 25, 2020