QuickTime

A lousy bloatware audio/video codec and software package created by Apple.

Hrm, I need another plugin?
...load...
Gah! Fuck QuickTime!

by Lord_D October 17, 2004

Quicktimed

Originating from the Apple program that performs this action, to be quicktimed is to install a program that adds numerous hidden registry keys, an icon on the desktop, in quick launch and in the start menu without your approval.

"Dude, I just installed a porn app and now there's tons of icons and shit,"
"Dude, you've been Quicktimed!"

by Soiled Undergarment October 9, 2004

corner taken quickly

The most annoying phrase to any fc Barcelona fan.

Liverpool commentator: Trent on the corner. Corner taken quickly!!!!!!!!
Fc Barcelona fans: mom where is the rope

by Zerozainlolz May 18, 2020

Chicken Quack

A girls sexy feet and legs which is very very attractive meaning their sexy soft soles by spreading their toes and rubbing their soles together which comes to be more attractive for a guy to just keep his eyes on the girls feet and legs when they're wearing jelly flats 😍😍💖❤️❤️💜💜😆

Justin: "Ohh hell yesss... A girl like that just blew my mind up like that!"
Ernest: "What? What did that cute girl did to you?"
Justin: "The gorgeous girl right there was doing the Chicken Quack with her sexy feet and legs, and I think I wanna go out with her on a date. No Offense! " 😃
Ernest: "Wait. So that girl all the way over there was doing the Chicken Quack and you said you wanted to date her. Well, I gotta say... Wassup! Because the Chicken Quack is wassup" 😎
Justin: "Yeah The Chicken Quack will never get old, I love the chicken quack" 😘😘💜❤️💜💖

by Carl 'The Funny Guy' Plemmons July 6, 2020

Quickchange

"Quick change" is a form of the Short Con in which the Hustler confuses a cashier into giving more change than they should. The most lucrative quick change technique is the "progressive", in which smaller denomination bills are thrust back at the cashier for consolidation into a higher denomination. "Here, give me a five for these ones." (then, while holding the five and the ones...) "Oh, wait. Go ahead and give me a 10. Let me see... one, two, three, four and five is .. yeah, a 10. Thanks."

If you were paying attention, that was five dollars becoming 10. A quick change artist can keep that rolling until he ends up walking away with a $100 bill.

* In the novel American Gods, Mr. Wednesday casually pulls a variant of quickchanging, involving a credit card as well as cash, on a gas-station attendant. The exact details aren't mentioned, however: Neil Gaiman once stated in an interview that he'd deliberately tried to obfuscate the details of the cons used in the book, to prevent anybody from trying to replicate them in real life. (Didn't actually work, though. One of the bigger cons in the book was successfully replicated by a Canadian fan, who walked away with more than $6,000...)
* An old Abbott and Costello routine does a quickchange variation relying on Abbott's fast talk and Costello's stupidity. "Could you give me two 10s for a five?"
* In the South Park episode "Scott Tenorman Must Die", the titular Tenorman pulls this one on Cartman. Tenorman really pays for it later.

by GRaaakaaa December 4, 2007

With the quickness

To hurry up to be somewhere or do something fast.

I gotta stop and get cigs then i'll be there with the quickness.

by jagerbunny May 17, 2009

quicklights

conservatory bowl smoking method employed by marijuana users when several people are trying to get high off of a small quantity. advocated when supply is scarce, this method involves holding the flame to the pipe in short bursts so smoke is not lost while pipe is being passed.

Dude, that's the last of my bud. Use quicklights or I'll donkey punch your sister.

by housian July 26, 2007