Potted plant

When you take a shit and it weighs more than a potted plant

Mary: I took a shit
Zack: so did I
Harry: I took a shit in a potted plant

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 4, 2023

Yogurt Potted

This is a naturally occurring phenomenon that happens during intercourse. When a man is giving his finest sexual efforts and climaxes inside of his woman but with the women on top. You are then left in the situation where the seminal fluid is held inside the vagina with nothing but a penis stopping its gravitational exit onto your belly.

The moment at which the female "gets up offa that thing", the genitally enforced seal is released and the contents emptied all over your lower abdomen ... rather like the upturning of a freshly opened yogurt pot.

Man 1: Yo, how did you get on with her last night?

Man 2: yeh geez went really well, she rode me like sea biscuit but sadly got up too quickly and Yogurt Potted me hard.

Man 1: Sorry to hear that mate, should have gone for the flip and roll technique ...

by drummermanadam July 24, 2018

Mrs. Pots

Mrs. Pots an old hag that teaches Hass.

Though something at her and say go dust mode and she will turn into dust and go back to a human.

Pisst Her only weakness is a powered on Vacuum do that say go dust mode with the powered on Vacuum and she might disappear.

You. Mrs. Pots
You Mrs. Pots
Mrs. Pots what
You. Go dust mode. 'She turned to dust'

by mE CaVeMaNOOGABOOGA October 20, 2020

pot zombie

a term used by dick heads who hate pot so they say it turns you into a "zombie" mainly used in the 70's

look at those fucking pot zombies

by REALITY BEAST October 24, 2017

Posh Pot

Another word for posh twat

Mate look at yourself posh pot

by Beej September 23, 2020

Crunk pot

Small pot or bowl used for consuming crunk/getting crunked up.

Pass me the crunk pot ya bich

by Crunkdup247 May 4, 2018

Lobster Potting

Utilising a police helicopter's infrared scanner to watch a couple having sex, with their consent, typically whilst in a swinging relationship with said couple

I was fired from the South Yorkshire police force for Lobster Potting

by Kadeshiseraph June 12, 2018