funeral position

When you lay down in the bottom of your closet with "wake me up" by goofy playing

I've been in a funeral position during sad hours.

by DaddyCow May 6, 2018

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brace position

The position assumed by passengers of an aircraft in danger of an imminent collision or emergency landing as announced over the cabin’s public announcement system - occasionally adopted during a particularly disquieting visit to the toilet to dispatch a no.2 when someone is required to bow their head and grip something nearby or put one or both hands up against the wall.

Oh man, that curry really carved my guts up, last night. I had to assume the brace position just now.

by Stivchik June 9, 2018

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Tilt up position

When a woman is top on top of a man during intercourse, the guy says “Tilt-Up” to the woman, she gets back to completely cowgirl, riding the man while holding her self up by holding her hands on the man’s shoulders or his stomach, while the man is fingering her.

Woman 1: How was last nights date?

Woman 2: it was amazing, he introduced me to the tilt up position, felt amazing him fingering me while riding him.

by mwallace2202 April 17, 2024

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Pastor Position

the act of sexually penetrating anyone (usually your partner) whenever and/or where they least expect it

"man, uncle Rey Rey really pulled a pastor position at grandma's funeral last night"

by Dr_Glue May 12, 2020

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Twitter Position

An opinion held by an individual that is well crafted for a particular audience on the internet; i.e Twitter, but cannot be expressed fully by that individual outside of that platform

John's just sharing a Twitter Position, ask him a follow up question and watch him crumble.

by TwitterPositionTM(23.11.21) November 23, 2021

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