The police department of Lakewood Ohio. Lakewood Ohio is a dense suburb in North East Ohio bordering Cleveland. It has a high population of extremist liberals, hipsters, and ghetto trash. Just like the legislation in Lakewood, like the pit bull ban for example, the police are equally idiotic. The Lakewood police are notorious for being typical pigs. They see themselves as a level above citizens, even though they are just citizens themselves, and talk to you as if you are a peasant. Before Lakewood started having large influxes of low income and or unemployed minorities moving in from Cleveland, the police used to openly discriminate against any minorities through brutality and profiling. The Lakewood police will pull up and stop you for crossing in a crosswalk if the light changed and you were still on the road, even if it was literally two more steps to the sidewalk. They will also trespass on your property for lighting a couple firecrackers, during the middle of the day, on the day before the 4th of July and threaten to ticket you and confiscate your fireworks. Those were just two examples of how Lakewood police officers are typical, useless, fart sniffing, arrogant cops.
Lakewood Citizen 1: "Why did I get a ticket for parking in front of my own driveway?"
Lakewood Citizen 2: "That's Lakewood Police for you."
Lakewood Citizen 2: "That's Lakewood Police for you."
by UnfortunatleyALakewoodCitizen July 6, 2012
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