pirate weed

type of marijuana that causes the eye to twitch

Russell, Antonio, and Richard smoked marijuana and their eyes began to twitch, they must have had pirate weed.

by Rizard August 24, 2011

Blind pirate

When preforming a man on top style 69 and throat punches her so hard his balls give her two black eyes, similtaneously!

"dude, why does your girl have two black eyes? That's not a good look."
"Nah, it's fine, I gave her a blind pirate!"

by jake_ace_22 March 28, 2019

Fuzzy Pirate

When a female with unshaven legs crashes in your bed during a house party.

I have to sleep on the couch tonight because I have a fuzzy pirate.

by darkraven424 January 3, 2013

Pirate ass

The act of trying to find treasure in that huge ass. Pirates love treasure and ass

Jeremy is looking at my cousin for her pirate ass

by Jeremy likes 1D February 21, 2015

Swedish Pirate

The sexual act of pulling out right before you finish, breaking your partner's leg and then shitting in his/her eye.

Guy: Hey babe, you have fun last night?
Girl: Yeah, until you gave me that God damn Swedish Pirate.

Guy: Let's hook up again tomorrow night.
Girl: No!
Guy: Why?
Girl:....Well ok. I'll bring lube.

by Gramma Knobgobbles November 29, 2011

Pirate Brain

When your brain is completely consumed by thoughts or pirates and pirating, often accompanied by thoughts of adventure and treasure-hunting. People with Pirate Brain can become obsessed, and even have constant dreams about pirates (or being one). It is often brought on by watching/reading large amounts of One Piece, or watching a Pirates of the Caribbean movie.

Guy 1: Man I had this dream last night where I was the best pirate in the world.
Guy 2: Sound like someone has a case of Pirate Brain...
Guy 1: SHIVER ME TIMBERS!

by Exonence July 19, 2011

Cock Pirate

A woman of low moral character who tries to have sex with a man already in a committed relationship. Commonly referred to as a “homewrecker” but may differ from a homewrecker by using sex acts as leverage to gain preferential treatment and or gifts.
Cock pirates are actually hookers in training. They just haven’t developed the balls to ask for the money up front yet.

Jessica Slept with her married boss to get a better job at work. She’s such a cock pirate!

by CaptainCapricorn August 8, 2020