Pearl Harbored

Getting fucked in the ass, out of nowhere.

"My teacher gave a quiz that I wasn't ready for today :("

"Oh man, you definitely got pearl harbored . . . poor bitch."

by Eduardito October 20, 2012

pear

An individual who is so pear-shaped that they are often mistaken for an actual pear. The condition affects 1 in 2158.9 people and is incurable.

Excuse me Mam, you cant leave your pear there, im afraid theres...Oh wait, no its just a fat kid.

by Timmy Flute June 11, 2006

pear tree

The fine display of a group who issues multiple teabags to a single unsuspecting individual. The pear tree is often performed by employing 3+ teabags.

Mike's been passed out for like 3 hours now, lets pear tree him and take pictures.

by EtherealHero July 13, 2004

Pearl

The pretty looking tough guy. Criteria: Must have at least two showing tattoo's, and wears shirts two sizes to small. Must also have a lifted 4X4, that has never even seen the dirt!!!!

Hey man did you see that pearl come in the shop today??? Yea, I did like his half sleeves though.

by racer_r December 23, 2009

cum-pearls

cum-pearls are the blobs of cum that slip out of a guy's boi-hole after you've fucked him and had a cumgasm -- they're good, so give the dude some.

Matt always feeds me his cum-pearls after he drops a load in my ass!

by USAF Cadet January 1, 2021

Pearl City

The smallest, most pointless town in the entire country. Has absolutely nothing going on and no girls whatsoever.

I was in Pearl City last week and lost my mind.

by Schubby December 18, 2012

Pearce

1. refers to a person who can play crazy amazing on the piano
2. a name used for really nice bestie
3. a person who often acts like a wigger
4. also known as kanye east

1. Wow! he plays crazy on the piano, his name must be Pearce.
2. Pearce is my bestie.
3. Dude that guy is acting like a total pearce with his swagger.

by BESTIEZ February 19, 2009