Like its cousin the rusty trombone, it is when a guy is eating out a girl's asshole and uses three fingers on her in the front, resembling the playing of a bugle.
by Blahblahzo June 14, 2006
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Zeke: How come you didn't have lunch with us today, Clyde?
Clyde: I got caught by the phantom gourmet. Of course she had to ask me if I'd gotten my burger at Wendy's. I said, "What gave it away? The bag that says 'Wendy's' on it?"
Clyde: I got caught by the phantom gourmet. Of course she had to ask me if I'd gotten my burger at Wendy's. I said, "What gave it away? The bag that says 'Wendy's' on it?"
by Krakky McKraken November 11, 2008
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the art of showing your genitals in a hidden fashion so the person seeing the genitalia doesn't know who the perpetrator is.
by dong warrior November 22, 2010
Get the phantom wang mug.Wife: Did you fart?
Man: No
Wife: Well, I didn't fart either.
Man: <smells fart> oh fuck
Wife: What?
Man: Must be a Phantom Fart.
Man: No
Wife: Well, I didn't fart either.
Man: <smells fart> oh fuck
Wife: What?
Man: Must be a Phantom Fart.
by ramdom shit you should stop se January 20, 2019
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heather pulled a phantom and crept toward the door, weary of waking the gentleman snoring in the bed
by elle March 15, 2005
Get the phantom mug.Farting in another's eyes, then, while they are disoriented, pooping directly into their mouth. Before the recipient has time to recover, one must insert their dick or vagina into said mouth and, using cum, swirl the substance into a grey ooze. When all this is done, the recipient will begin to vomit (if they already haven't), which will work great as lube for anal sex. Usually, more pooping occurs.
"What'd you do last night?"
"I watched a Philadelphia Phantom. It was sick!"
"Yea, I know. They are a pretty good team. Who did they face?"
"No, you don't understand. I'm not talking hockey. I'm talking full ass-to-mouth phantom!"
"WTF?!?!?"
"I watched a Philadelphia Phantom. It was sick!"
"Yea, I know. They are a pretty good team. Who did they face?"
"No, you don't understand. I'm not talking hockey. I'm talking full ass-to-mouth phantom!"
"WTF?!?!?"
by Greg Spurgein January 11, 2008
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