Pete Teds

Sexy as fuck, the big ding, a champion amongst men. An awesome guy that is fun, sexy and random.

‘I wish I had a Pete Teds’ ‘Pete teds. What a dreamy fucker’

by FunkyGiraffe9 January 17, 2022

pete pattenden

A man who likes the company of other males and young children. He also fancies liberty.

Pete pattenden is a gay nonce

by Big Jenny G May 3, 2018

petes ya

pizza

damn, that was some good petes ya

by goobzy July 4, 2015

Pete Moss

Pete Moss is a mythical Saturday morning AM talk show radio host that talks about plants and growing green grass. He yells at his callers for asking him questions about how to have a greener lawn. He tells them to read his book and then hangs up on the callers.

Hey Dude, I called into the AM radio talk show this morning and asked the host about how to make my lawn greener. He yelled at me and he told me to read his book, then slammed the phone down.
Dude, did you call Pete Moss?
Yes, how did you know?

by Rascal-Flatts May 24, 2021

Pete-o-file

A dad who acts like a peadofile who makes their son swallow sausages on a regular basis. Also his name is Pete

Mate your dad is such a Pete-O-File

by Dick does butt October 30, 2018

Pincher pete

One who pinches the cheeks of a unwilling participant

Wow my cheeks are raw. I know my skirt was halfway up my minge but I had a bad case of the Pincher Pete's.

by Russellsmallpiece April 8, 2023

pandemic pete

The Governor of Nebraska

Pandemic Pete Ricketts.

I don't wear a mask Because my Governor Pandemic Pete doesn't think it's necessary.

by ImpalaPhil December 4, 2020