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Asian Parents

Generally Parents which are East Asian which

A: Force you to get an A- at minimum or 95%/100%
B: Force you to get a Job which only allows people from Harvard or Oxford University and requires an A minimum

C: Give you Haircuts when you want the complete opposite
D: Can’t take a proper joke
E: Against Western Media and Apps
F: Make you learn Piano and have Extra Tuitioning
G: Very Strict
H: Cheapskates
I: They very clearly have Anger Problems

J: They don’t care if you have a learning disability unless if it’s a physical disability
K: You can’t be angry at them
Asian Kid: MUMMMM, I got a C+/65%

Asian Parents: OMFGGG, I SAID YOU MUST GET A OR ABOVE THEN I WILL BE OKAY
Asian Kid: But the teacher said it was good and I passed and in USA you can get lots of jobs with a C
Asian Parent: STFU, YOU WILL GET A JOB WHICH REQUIRES AN A MINIMUM FROM HARVARD
Asian Kid: But mum, I don’t want to go to Harvard
Asian Parent: JUST STFU, ITS ALL THIS WESTERN MEDIA AND TECH, YOU GETTING EXTRA TUITION
15 years later…….
Asian Kid: Mum you see I’m living a great happy life and I got a C
Asian Parent: WELL ITS NOT A RICH LIFE, GO BACK TO UNIVERSITY NOW OR I WILL SUE YOU
by Chi-Ku Fei May 30, 2021
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Parents

One thing that harry Potter doesn't have (I'm going to azkaban for this one)
He saw his parents on the mirror of erised.
by Emma_1 January 2, 2021
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National Hug Your Parents Day

National Hug Your Parents Day! They love you so much. So them how grateful you’re for them with a hug. 🙈
by Barbie.Blondie.18 January 27, 2022
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school parent

usually a student a grade above. they will take the honor of acting as a parent to you, at school. they are the best people and deserve the world. if you have a school parent, tell them that you appreciate them.
1: hey man you should meet my school parent.
2: wow they sound cool!
by ghost typewriter January 17, 2020
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co-parent-in-law

Child-in-law's parent.
co-parent-in-law.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
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parent

Parent.
by Ramparilli June 15, 2023
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