Rip one

To rip a fart louder than a metal beyblade in a bathtub.

fat guy: Bro I'm about to rip one.
fat guy 2: same bro.
*farts so loud it ruptures the space-time continuum*
fat guy: bro that was so loud we might get arrested for disturbing the peace.

by AvgRedditor January 5, 2021

ripped open

(v.) When a man shoves his penis into a woman's ass so much as to make her bleed profusely and lose control of bowel movement.

I saw wubag's panties today - with those stains she must have gotten ripped open last night.

by crippled_death May 8, 2005

Ripped

The act of getting your tongue ripped repeatedly (twice) by the same creepy guy on the water polo team, who sucks on your tongue so hard that it feels as though the inside out your mouth has been sodomized.

"Hey man have you seen theresa's tongue?"

"Yea, it looks like her tongued was slaughtered"

"No dude, it was just ripped by the ripper"

by El Rippere November 21, 2011

rip tuck

the act of banging a virgin so hard that her vagina seems to tear/rip and you are forced to tuck in your genitals and run from the scene

Jenny wasn't a virgin anymore, Todd gave her the old rip tuck maneuver

by fuck_buddy05 November 19, 2009

Ripped-cakes

Fucking stoned.

Hey dude, I'm ripped-cakes man.. ripped-cakes.

by bpaq April 9, 2011

Ripping Nets

To ball so hard that them other motherfuckers wanna find me!

Lebron: Hey Kobe, wanna go rip some nets?
Kobe: Oh yeah, I love Ripping Nets! I will rip those nets so hard that everyone will want to find me!

by kowens357 May 14, 2013

ripped mitten

A person exceeding a douce bag demeanor and farts wherever he damn well pleases in public

John was a ripped mitten that day we went to the mall

by adamgaminyshisss December 6, 2014