Iron Fist

The act of taking ones hand and clenching it into a tight fist with the properties of iron at which point it is then thrusted into the rectum of a unsuspecting target, causing irepairable anal damage and an odd, humiliating sexual pleasure.

"My bitch likes it hot, Iron Fist style."
"...dude your fucked up."

"You ready to be fisted?"
"Yes but no lube."
"...kinky."

"Anyone like Tekken?"
"You sick fuck!"

by The Iron Fister September 23, 2008

waffle iron

A "Waffle Iron" is when you bang a girl from behind, while holding her face into a chain-link fence. You hold her face (firmly) against the fence until after you've blown your load.

When she removes her face from the fence, it will have the marks in it, making her face look like it's been put in a waffle iron.

Richard wants to break my face after he saw the Waffle Iron I gave his sister!

by cyn1c4l April 17, 2006

Slanging that iron

Having a big dick

“I’m slanging that iron” “Dick never been small”

by Bearacootea October 28, 2019

Nine iron

a derogatory word for any oriental because they all look like they have been hit in the face with a nineiron

That nineiron over there is almost hot.

by Nipsey Chunkalot May 13, 2003

Iron Groundhog

when a dude uses a magnet to pull a metal probe out of a lady's poop shoot or coochie after insertion.

Jordan Shafapay loves to give out the Iron Groundhog to Chase Smith's mother

by Doctor Ballscratch May 18, 2004

Iron mask

When three gentlemen splay their manhoods on a persons face to form the shape of an iron mask. One penis must lay from the forehead covering the nose. The other two penises should lie on the face underneath the eyes touching the first penis. Balls should be positioned on the forehead and both ears respectively. Best performed while someone is sleeping.

Kate passed out on the sofa so we gave her an iron mask

by Ben Ben Bruce Bruce October 03, 2007

Iron Man

Applies only to lefties. This occurs when a left-handed person gets a lot of graphite "residue" on the left side of his/her palm when writing for an extended period time. The graphite that goes onto the paper smudges onto the lefty's hand. It can get quite annoying.

Bro, I got total Iron Man from writing that English paper today.

by Greenday4500 February 01, 2011