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Crack Macking

The act of licking, chewing, or gnawing on or within the intergluteal cleft. More general than analingus, involving all associated parts.
Oh! Did see Robert Downing Jr. straight crack macking on that chick's ass in "Two Girls and a Guy"?? I bet he has ass breath.
by Luchosi El Poncho May 11, 2010
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Crack Moment

A moment of complete and utter indifference for life it self, where one feels such extreme disconnect with his/hers situation that nothing in the world matters to them any more, explained and manifested in ones willingness to do crack.
Ben, man you look gone... Ya man, I'm just so fucking done, I'm having a crack moment over here.
by Shakednotstirred November 15, 2014
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Crack Bitch

A term for a female that is VERY annoying, usually most people in the friend group hate them(if they are even part of the friend group)
Person 1: Natalia is such a crack bitch, I bet she is a whore
Person 2: You bet, her mom is a whore too.
by Daddy DenPi March 10, 2022
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crack mobile

A messed up piece of crap automobile that the neighborhood crack head drives to get his next rock. car may not have windows , bumpers , tag or insurance. Various parts maybe held together by wire and rust .Starters on these cars are optional. Owner may often offer to pawn car to you
There goes Johnny in the crack mobile, it is on auto pilot to the local crack house.
Crack head " Can I let you hold my car title for 40$ bucks? I got mugged last night and my disabilty check will not be in untill the third."
by night shift March 11, 2014
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sitting on the crack

1.) When your friends at school hate you and don't save you a spot at lunch so you have to sit on the space in between the benches
2.) Under investigation, hiding crack-cocaine inside ones rear in order to avoid its discovery
3.) Two pairs of bare butt cheeks facing each other and making as much contact as possible
1.) Joey: Did you save me a spot?
Isabella: Nope!
Joey: Guess I'm sitting on the crack!

2.) Gabe: The officer was about to search my car, so I stood up, but I was still sitting on the crack.

3.) Aiden: Did you see that "sitting on the crack" video?
Ryan: Oh totally! Where they're touching asses right?
Aiden: Hell yeah dawg!
by bigniqqa69 December 17, 2019
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cracked stick

"I cracked stick to a picture of Kate Upton"
by Bagstrap January 24, 2014
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Cracking someone

Laying someone out or beating someone up
“I just cracked his shit“

ill crack you

cracking someone
by realthug420 February 23, 2020
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