STATUS QUO

An all black dance crew from "America's Best Dance Crew".

Boy: Did you watch "Amercia's Best Dance Crew" last night.
Girl: Yeah, I think Status Quo is the best crew and E-knock is so sexy.

by RayRay Blank March 13, 2008

Status Block

verb - originates from the American phrase cock-block. Status block is when you log on to facebook or twitter with a particular status in mind and find that one of your friends already has it up as their status.

Oh man Mickey just status blocked me. I wanted to be the one with the status saying "I'm drunk"

by eaglesrulebearsareok April 14, 2010

purple status

When a girl is giving head to a guy and she can't take it so she turns purple.

Fred: so did she do a good job?
Tyrese: not she was all purple status.

by theknowitall001 December 28, 2014

Status broadcaster

someone who just spams their facebook status with complete ass munching dick balls. Which means quoting lots of famous people, saying random quotes, saying shit no one gives an ass about.

War does not determine who is left, only who is right.

I believe that obama's new reform is quite intriguing.

STFU status broadcaster

by jizzbagwanker October 20, 2010

hoe status

Someone man or female who is careless and reckless with their body or engaging in reckless activity. They have no qualms about what they do, and could care less about their "status" or how they look to other people. However, other people label them as having this type of status.

Roommate 1: Yea I could not associate with Rei anymore because I think she has hoe status now and im trying to do better, so I moved out.

Friend: What you mean hoe status?

Roommate 1: She use to have people come in and thru our house all times of the day and night. I was uncomfortable and could not study well.

Roommate 2 (Rei): I could careless if you left. You're a hater, and Ima keep doing me.

by UD-Doc November 19, 2010

Status Attack

A status attack is when another person posts on your Facebook status, and procedes to attack you on your own status.

Jonny: Yo have you talked to Simona, Eric's girlfriend, lately?

Vinny: Naw man, that bitch status attacked me last week.

by Pavelboca June 4, 2009

status block

when your on facebook or twitter and you want to write your status but you have no clue on what to write so you write some random thing anyway

idk what to write in my status... man i have major status block

by jelani913 June 17, 2009