non-offensive swears

When different words are used to replace obsenity to prevent people from being hurt by rude language.
Example:
shit=shiat, shiet/shite, shiote
hell= heck
ass= arse
bitch= biotch, biatch beeeaatch
bastard= bastoard
fuckin(g)= friggin, freakin, fookin
fuck= freak
damn= darn
suck= stink
oh my God!= Oh, my goosh.

Non-offensive way: Oh, my goosh. He stuck his finger up Chad's arse and pulled out a lump of Chad's shiet. Why the heck did he do that? I bet he's a freakin biatch.
Translation: Oh my God! He stuck his finger up Chad's ass and pulled out a lump of Chad's shit! What the Hell was he doing? I bet he's a fucking bitch.

by Anonymous July 13, 2003

Non-Active Poncho

A neutral colored, rain protectant adorned in marginalized areas mainly in southern California to prevent gang affiliation or set tripping. (and also to stay dry in inclement weather conditions)

Whose this murk-ass trick with the wrong colors on?

-I don't bang no mo' dont you see this poncho? I'm NON active trick!

Was that just big homie in a poncho? I thought he was active.

Is this neighborhood C's or B's? I don't know man I'd go with the "Non-Active Poncho" to be on the safe side

by KanaTheGreat January 4, 2012

non-dimensional joke

When someone attempts to make a 1-dimensional joke but instead makes a joke that lacks even the slightest hint of a shallow dimension. To make it worse, the joke often contains stereotypical, dorky, and/or unfiltered humor and references and is still not funny.

The joke often results in complete silence and awkwardness.

Patrick: *Making a cocktail*
Group of Girls: What drink are you making?
Patrick: Corpse Reviver -- but I'm so tired right now, this drink won't even revive me!
Everyone: *Silence*
Kory: Now THAT was a non-dimensional joke!

by karsick August 15, 2018

non-write-on-able

you cannot write on it.

Those whiteboards in my classroom are non-write-on-able

by Whiteboards Forever September 25, 2007

Non-Vegetarian Beans

An imaginary dish created by bean companies to sell regular (meat-free) beans as a special product.

Well, you're out of luck. I'm out of non-vegetarian beans.

by CamoDan October 24, 2010

Non commitment sex

When you have sexual intercourse with someone without knowing whether or not you want to be in an active relationship with said someone

Omg I just had non commitment sex with that hot guy John

by Sickasfrick August 30, 2015

boyfriend non boyfriend

A boy who you're talking to and basically dating, but its not official or titled.

Jen and Tom texted and hung out everyday, but she isn't calling Tom her boyfriend. Tom is her boyfriend non boyfriend.

by megzany July 3, 2015