Dog muncher

A man (dan) is a dog muncher. His dad also has (cut ankles)
A man (dan) has stolen a dog and is a dog muncher. (Dans dad) has cut ankles.
by Patthy May 31, 2022
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Toilet Muncher

Someone who eats food in the toilets at school or in a public setting. Normally earring in a cubicle, next to a used toilet.
Emily: you see that girl, she's such a toilet muncher.
Ellie: Really? Thats gross
by Bitchplease1212 April 18, 2019
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Garden muncher

When you eat you’re girls pussy that is hairy as fuck while biting the hair off.
I gave my girl the garden muncher last night shit was more useful than a razor.
by Ppmsster May 31, 2022
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Crumpet muncher

Crumpet muncher is a similar term to “curry muncherthe difference is it’s a insult to the British
by Ismellmymic February 21, 2021
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Crumpet Muncher

Remember when we threw those fucking crumpet munchers' tea into the Boston harbor.
by Npet2301 April 13, 2022
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Menstrual Man Muncher

A woman that backs the feminist movement to such an extent, but can’t see past the basic flaws in her argument or when she is doing the exact same thing towards men
Oh you're a feminist but believe a man should always pay for a first date. And then cry when you're told otherwise... You miss are a menstrual man muncher.
by NomadWordMaker January 07, 2021
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