Mickey Mouse Mattress

A sanitary napkin

I can see the imprint of your Mickey Mouse mattress when you bend over.

by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011

Mickey Mouse ring

An NBA championship a player has won that is considered to have been obtained through an unfairly easy path through the NBA Playoffs, and is thus discredited.

LeBron earned a Mickey Mouse ring in 2020. He faced an injured 35-39 Blazers team, a Rockets team with no player taller than 6"8 and an overachieving Nuggets and Heat team. Too easy!

by clickclicker October 12, 2020

mickey mouse stream

sums up the 4/14/21 stream

quackity: what the hell is a mickey mouse stream
everyone else:

by lostgnf (follow me on twitter) April 14, 2021

atomic mouse-trap

A 69 where the woman farts on the guys head as he is about to come and she slams her ass into his face to make sure he enjoys the smell. Even better if the girl accidentally shits. This tactic is usually revenge for a donkey punch, angry dragon, strawberry shortcake, or any other kind of bad sexual act by the guy.

My man thought it was funny to give me a strawberry shortcake, so I fuckin gave him an atomic mouse-trap to get back at him, I accidentally shit on him too.

by Rican Terrorist May 3, 2009

Mickey Mouse patrol

Rent-a-cops, security that usually only have "guns" with rubber bullets, if that. They "patrol" schools, concerts, and sporting events, but if there's anything close to a fight, they're out of there like rats out of a sinking ship.

The phrase was coined in Nova Scotia, Canada by snowplow drivers and was originally used solely for pre-911 airport security.

"Did you see the Mickey Mouse patrol during the Code Blue today?"
"Yeah, I saw a few of them go out a window. Too bad it was on the second story."

by Snow Globe November 30, 2005

Double Clickin the Mouse

A term used to describe the act of female masturbation.

I was in bed last night, and I woke up from a dream, and just had to double click my mouse.

by The Alli November 29, 2004

North Carolina Mouse

The act of stuffing a mouse up your ass and running through a cotton field

"Man, I tried the North Carolina Mouse yesterday and it was one of the greatest experiences I've ever had!"

"I herd that he tried the North Carolina Mouse. Man, I wish I was that daring"

by nooo2657489+456 May 10, 2016