monkey dicking

When a female has a strong hold of a "penis" and won't let go till she has a firm grasp of the next "penis" in line.

Michael lea, "jeez Ian and Mick have been victim to some monkey dicking in the past".

by Monkey Dicking January 22, 2017

monkey looking

an ugly person that looks like a monkey

shut your monkey looking ass up

by booty_mcanus_3001 December 9, 2022

goofy monkey

a monkey that is goofy.

kim jong-un is a goofy monkey🙈

by booty_mcanus_3001 December 10, 2022

Terrorist Monkey

Your going to die if you mess with this dude he is literally going to kill you. He has a M60, a suicide vest, and a fucking tank. But here's a twist he cant motherfucking die.

Hey did you see that monkey over there? Yeah he is going to kill you he is Terrorist Monkey! AH RUN

by oofman3 November 18, 2018

Nic monkey

Someone who will do anything to get some nicotine but has no intention of being a stoner

Carson: yo Dave, sauce that juul

Dave: stfu Carson, your a fucking nic monkey

by Shuter.iv October 30, 2018

clout monkey

Someone who constantly wants clout and brags about having clout

“Yo stacey is a whole clout monkey”

by skee__t January 5, 2019

Pan monkey

A line cook in a restaurant, especially one viewing his work as mindless

"You know, I didn't always used to be a pan monkey. I was a lawyer once."

by JoeShablotnik June 11, 2018