moist rat

The most bottom in the world they will always claim they are a top or a switch but in reality they are a sad bottom.

"Casey you really are a moist rat."

by Pridedspartan99 February 25, 2021

Moist Daddy

Name of a rapper who drops the most ill beats and has insane rhyming skills capable of burning down buildings with fire mix tapes. Usually have the name Alex

Oh my god moist daddy just dropped another mixtape and it was fire

by The Real Moist Daddy June 10, 2016

moist

Its a good thing to be moist, basically nice and wet ;)

Does moist make you uncomfortable;)

by Wroosh September 14, 2020

Moist muwpus

The second in line to the throne
If u get called moist muwpus it means u are great but not as great as wet wumpus, its a back handed compliment really

Meh I guess ur moist muwpus but ur still a bozo

Did u hear about doreen?

Yeah she's not wet wumpus but she's moist muwpus

by Dry dumpus August 20, 2022

Moist

;)

Moist

by The_Mad_Doctor August 20, 2023

Harmful Moist Factor

A rare disease that affects only 0.02% of the world's population. It occurs when the brain overproduces a moist acidic liquid which damages brain cells and can lead to polio. It can be contracted through sexual intercourse or high levels of stress. In few cases, it has caused extreme speech impediments. A cure is currently being developed by Jesse Barronton, who contracted the disease when he was six.

The harmful moist factor in his brain cost him his life by the age of 26.

by ChloeV124 December 1, 2016

Coffee Moist

When one allows them self to marinate in coffee, and then to suck it out of every article of clothing... Including the underwear. And then using a bagel to "dip it in the coffee pot"

"Yea man she got coffee moist."
"Yea she was suckin' out this morning with a bagel."

by Blagnarth January 19, 2017