Mississippi 3 Way

The most deplorably, heinous act of participating in sexual congress with one's "sister" and "mother" at the same time.

Now Virgil I'm gonner tell ya, last Saturday night was a real hum-dinger. Me and my sister Tootsie-Lou was "bumpin' nastys" all hot and heavy out in the barn and then come Maw bustin up in there like wildkat demon in heat and hollered "Woooooo Weeeeeee!!! I sho do want in on this here so don't y'all be stingy with the stank!!!"

Well lo and behold! There I was all up in the middle of my first Mississippi 3 Way!!! I figger I'm ready fer big city livin' now!!!!

by Ted Snisha October 14, 2023

Mississippi mudslinger

A she shed whore next door that will fuck your husband And throw rocks at your car

That stupid ass Mississippi mudslinger. She was fucking out there again. Throwing rocks in my car. Quit fucking that whore

by North 13th January 17, 2025

Mississippi street light

A burning cross

Steve woke up to find a Mississippi street light on his lawn.

by PollosHermanos April 07, 2017

Mississippi hat

It’s when you wake up with your relatives dick on your head

“I went to see my cousins for a few nights, and they gave me a Mississippi hat.”

by Kaleidoscope buttons March 23, 2023

Mississippi oyster

The Mississippi oyster is a big phat raw horse pussy with a side of tabasco sauce.

You got a camel toe like a Mississippi oyster

by Nut smasher August 23, 2021

Mississippi Sunrise

When you perform sexual intercourse with a partner while watching college game day.

Hey babe, get up, gameday is on. It’s time for a Mississippi sunrise

by lance November 13, 2017

mississippi mud lube

When you eat a girl out with a fat dip in.

The redneck ate his girlfriend out giving her some mississippi mud lube.

by Kylepompom January 13, 2016