Furry pink midget

A small man used as living handcuffs in sex with the legs and arms made to be slotted in between holes in the headboard of a bed and pulled on as rock climbing like holds

I like using furry pink midgets in the bedroom they add lots of fun to the experience

by Kinky_collin February 21, 2025

Fat midget

Flex

Flex is a fat midget

by Not flex March 21, 2022

Midgets

short creatures that like close contact and gather in secluded places

A: Eat your meal and go upstairs. The midgets have already gone upstairs and there is no one upstairs.
B: Oops. I have to hurry.

by itishwhatitis August 12, 2023

Midgetous

A person who is shorter than average but not meeting the specific criteria for being classified as a midget, may be described as having below-average height or being on the shorter side of the height spectrum. "Short stature" or "below-average height".

That guy is almost a midget! The word midgetous makes sense.

by Glydo December 22, 2023

Midget

Sampada and Isha

Sampada and Isha are midgets

by Spinner1202 July 9, 2018

Mauling The Midget

masterbating

"yo bro I got done mauling the midget"

by G1LOGIC February 14, 2020

Milk Midgets

Milk Midgets are exceptionally small creatures that, when you least suspect it and aren't looking, steal your milk. They are most commonly known to move during night time and raid kitchen refrigerators for milk and other milk-based products.

Milk Midgets are known to fear vegans and will totally avoid a home with a vegan in it unless particularly hungry or thirsty.

Boy: "Shoot, I drank all the milk! Mom and Dad are going to be so angry with me!"
Girl: "Not if we blame it on the Milk Midgets."
Boy: "You're right! That's a great idea!"

by MarshmallowKing January 25, 2025