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Midget Magnet

A person that attracts only people of short stature often referred to as midgets or a hobbits.
Meg was at the club last nite when approached by a group of midgets, following copius amounts of shots proceeded home to engage in midget gangbanging. Some might say she is a midget magnet or maybe a hobbit hunter
by CHUCKNORRIS6149 September 11, 2010
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Raging welsh midget

A batshit short welsh bird who likes to mutilate other players on rebirth island.. can get particularly bitchy if your stupid enough to make sexist comments..especially regarding sandwiches.. rages like a madwoman on the regular and uses insults like “I hope your mother burns your curry”
Where the **** did that come from?? You raging welsh midget
by Quackofski81 May 11, 2022
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Midget

Midget is a person who really fucking small!
My best friends is a midget
by Spooky_midget December 4, 2019
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midget penguin

A person who is so dumb that their singnificence is less than the size of a Normal penguin
SHut you up you goddamn midget penguin
by Jaydee17 May 16, 2018
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Midget surfer

A tiny wanker that flies into mum like a wave
Damn mike your a good midget surfer "said hillory"
by Gjaanfgkdhlsdyuiebfisdk October 21, 2017
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Mental Midget

Looney Left Wingers that only listen to and believe the talking points from their fellow colleagues. They don't look up the information and check much for themselves. They believe that Progressivism a.k.a. Socialism (then comes Fascism - Communism - Marxism) is better than Capitalism. That people can be put in a box not through hell. They have no common sense and are entitled to license whatever over complicated DSM pigeonhole box they are legally allowed for code billing. They'll throw you under the bus in negative context to protect themselves from liability and double under codes for more money.

Pretty much a Mental Midget is

a person who believes that one plus one equal three
1 + 2 = 3 because that is what he was indoctrinated by the Far Left to believe.

That's what government insurance employs
The mental midget is philophizing again.
by Egosdeathdoor March 19, 2023
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Short midget

A midget That likes to watch midget porn
Damn Look at it its watching midget porn!
Tonya look at tat short midget its watching porn!
by JimmyJhonny556 February 28, 2022
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