Matt Brevner

A rapper from my home town new westminster. first album magnum opus was pretty awsome, consisted of pretty melo beats and sweet rhymes. second album blissful ignorance, was made with killer beats and badass and insightful lyrics. he went 2 my highschool ndub. (yes thats an abreviation.)
"check your eardrums, cause they're about to explode"

guy 1: dude we're in new west.

guy 2: yea we're always here.

guy 1: lets listen to matt brevner

guy 2: YES FANTASTIC IDEA.
by mattyv4 June 24, 2011
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Pulling a Matt

Pulling a Matt is when you are the creepy one in the group. Generally stay in the corner of any room and maintain eye contact at inappropriate times. Commonly referred to as “doing the face”.
Look at that creepy guy in the corner, he’s pulling a Matt and doing the face!
by Steve Luctual November 15, 2019
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Matt Gaus

Dad bod level 100. Matt Gaus is a chubby blonde demon who feeds on the misery of pledges. He eats cargo shorts for dinner and slays more puss than most male pornstars. Here is Gaus's phone number: +1 (314) 660-0597. Feel free to call or text anytime to let him know how much of a bitch he is.
1: You going to Matt Gaus's house tonight?
2: Who's gaus?
1: That one fat guy.
by SwearBear00 June 18, 2019
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Matt Whiteman

An advanced sex position where the female holds the knife, and the boy(s) have a straw. The boy(s) shove the straw up their penis(es) and the woman gets blindfolded. The woman blindly chops at the straw sticking out, and sees how close she can get to the tip. If you get your penis chopped off, you are a Matt Whiteman.
Girl: Are you ready for this?
Guy: Yeah, I'm ready! Just don't give me a bloody Matt Whiteman!
by Babycomeback January 13, 2013
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Matt Myers

An autistic specimen. Some may call him a professional wrestler for the amount of times he's beaten people up.
"Hey look, the special kid is throwing somebody on the floor and punching him!"
"That's a Matt Myers alright."
by schoolstopwatchingme October 30, 2017
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Matt Kapaun

Matt Kapaun
by CaptainSwag March 25, 2013
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Matt the Wod

What a man. The greatest of all time. Best youth footballer. Hates Stevie Mcguigan. And the queen
Wow! There's Stevie! Matt the Wod this is so poggers.
by LeighGriffithsfanpagelol November 18, 2020
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