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Mathieu

A large human of French Descent Capable of absorbing LARGE amounts of food at the same time. Its Favorite food is every food. It is a Scavenger belonging to the family of Fattus Muchus. It is a social animal but it is incapable of making or keeping actual friends as no one wishes to hang around with it.
"Oh stop Being such a Mathieu. We need to leave some food for everyone else."
by Average Kanadian November 14, 2022
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Machine

Developer term for computer. Usually the one they are coding/deploying programs on
Junior Dev: It only works on my machine!
Manager: Then we’ll ship your machine
How Docker was born
by Very high 420 November 15, 2020
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sardine machine

sardine machine:

The london underground because you get crushed in a small place like sardines do in a can
innit mate went on the old sardine machine today!
by Andi tamplin February 18, 2005
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Ghost Machine

A car traveling with all external lights off at night, as to remain unnoticeable to standers by, regularly in an unpopulated and suburban area. Almost always filled with hooligans and traveling at excessive speeds. Phrase often used by the driver and cheering on passengers.
Driver / Passenger: 'WOOOHOOOO GHOST MACHINE!! GHOST MACHINE!
Stander by: 'What was that?'
by Chris J Dixon December 28, 2006
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Cash Machine

Another way of saying Ass To Mouth, or ATM for short (ATM of course meaning Automated Teller Machine, another way of saying Cash Machine)
She went and did a Cash Machine on me, dirty bitch!
by DJam21 February 21, 2010
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GOLDEN MACHINE GUN

A fake unlock supposedly given to Team Fortress 2 players who have unlocked all achievements. It is ridiculously overpowered and has the power to shut down entire servers.
The GOLDEN MACHINE GUN shoots bullets the size of bowling balls at twice the speed of light. This grants it the ability to kill your opponent before you actually shoot it. It also grants the user automatic aim-bot.

It was designed by Saxton Hale, built by Chuck Norris and was supplied by materials from Mr.T's hair. The exact composition of the gun consists of Nonexistium wrapped in a thick coating of gold.
Sadly, the GOLDEN MACHINE GUN can only be used during the set-up phase, where it can shoot through walls, and the humiliation phase, which comes right after since, if one team possesses the GOLDEN MACHINE GUN, they immediately win the round.
If both teams possesses the GOLDEN MACHINE GUN, the server shuts down and all players present at the time will have their computers explode.
The GOLDEN MACHINE GUN must always be typed in all caps or, if available, in a font of gold color.
by Sir Derick of London Town June 10, 2010
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Slot Machine

A polite way to address a whore or a woman who is easy
That camille girl, whatta slot machine.
by Hector Garcia5541256 February 3, 2012
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