Mac Attack

When you finger bash a persons butthole so hard that they begin to bleed.

Connor James: How did last night go?
Brody Nostril: Not good, I gave him the a Mac Attack, poor bloke couldn’t walk the next day.

by Connormacdaddy October 17, 2022

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Mac & Freak

The act of cooking Mac & Cheese while having sexual intercourse with your partner. Two of the very best things in life, at once. Make sure not to leave the noodles boiling for too long.

Guy 1 “I wanted to have sex with her but I was so hungry, so we Mac & Freaked!”
Guy 2 “Lucky! That is on my bucket list for sure”

by Juggernaut2121 March 30, 2021

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Pull a Mac

mac'in out: breaking in an absurd, non-sensical way for no reason at all or in a maliciously intentional way.

"Dude, my phone pulled a mac and died at 60% battery because its 40 degrees outside."
"Man my computers hard drive is corrupted after that last update" "Ya mac pull a mac mate?"

by koyo4 February 2, 2021

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Making Mac

To engage in sexual intercourse, especially that of the slurpy variety,resulting in a sound deliciously similar to stirring up a hot pot of creamy mac n cheese

Did you hear those kids making Mac in the car next to us last night

by Bewb1234 August 27, 2019

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