Verb: To close off the anus sphincter while defecating. To cut short. To interrupt.
Noun: Something that causes a person to suddenly clench their anal sphincter.
Noun: Something that causes a person to suddenly clench their anal sphincter.
Verb: "I was in a hurry while taking a dump this morning and needed to loaf edit before I was completely done."
Verb: "Please don't loaf edit me while I am talking sh1t!"
Noun: "That news article was a real loaf edit, as I couldn't help but clench while I was reading."
Verb: "Please don't loaf edit me while I am talking sh1t!"
Noun: "That news article was a real loaf edit, as I couldn't help but clench while I was reading."
by Visitor2YourCity March 21, 2025

Loaf is one of the greatest individuals you will come across on the planet. Despite common misunderstandings, Loaf is a smart, calculating, gorgeous, breath taking, funny, brilliant, loyal individual. You can count on them to stand by your side through thick or thin(Unless you call them 'bread' in which case write out your own eulogy right now). They may come off as annoying or attention seeking but in reality they're just trying to keep you distracted from the rough reality and keep you happy. Truly, a one of a kind friend and companion, they're the type of person you wouldn't want to lose. They're a 10/10 and goddamn, give them a hug cause they need it.
by Amphibaena November 23, 2021

to be an incompetent loaf means to have a serious lack of intelligence or smarts in any sense of the word whilst sitting limply and letting anyone slice, dice, or dip your lack of skills into their bowl of repeated insults...per their own pleasure and satisfaction
I'm am sick of my boss thinking I am an incompetent loaf who can do nothing but simplistic data entry!
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