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Glizzy Lizard

A person who enjoys fake comedy, supporting and laughing at it for the sake of laughing and because others are doing it.
1 "All that guy does is scroll through TikTok and laugh at random garbage"
2 "Yeah, he's such a glizzy lizard"
by PrettyMuchBro June 15, 2021
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Lizard

You're a llizard
by Stephen \ May 27, 2015
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Jesus Christ Lizard

Also known as a Chinese Water Dragon, a lizard that’s well-known for its ability to run on water.
Holy sh*t! Did you see that Jesus Christ Lizard running on water?!
by GsxrBarbie May 29, 2018
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Mud lizard

A female that likes to get muddy and does anything for a ride
Get off the atv you mud lizard
by BE.URBAN October 12, 2020
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Lizard Brain

Lizard Brain is a term used to describe when a person (typically a man) loses all ability to think straight, due to being horny. When a man has lizard brain, he is thinking with his penis not his brain.
Lizard brain from the male point of view:
Her: “Oh my gosh, stop grabbing my ass! I am trying to get stuff done.”
Him: “ I can’t help it! You’re too sexy… my lizard brain took over.”

Lizard brain from the female point of view:
Her: “I’m telling you girl, he has a lizard brain! He can’t even have a conversation with me without getting distracted by my cleavage.”
by KittyKhaos96 April 17, 2024
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Facebook Lizard

If Facebook lizards see little or no value in you then they will delete your friend request. When you try to talk to them in person they run away from you like scared little lizards. They are rude, cold blooded reptiles who size you up as if you are an insect.
She is such a Facebook Lizard! I want to tell her that I am not an insect and ask her if she is a lizard.
by non-reptilian September 23, 2017
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spoon lizard

Describes a woman with a pussy so big and loose that the lips of it can wrap around you and spoon you.
Because his girlfriend is such a spoon lizard, he never has to worry about being cold when they are in bed.
by BabeNotBae December 2, 2022
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