Muphry's Law

Muphry's Law is the editorial application of the better-known Murphy's Law. Muphry's Law dictates that if you write anything criticizing another person's editing or proofreading, you will inevitably make a mistake of your own. Note that by definition, pointing out an example of Muphry's Law makes you in turn subject to it.

John: Man, Steve really needs to take some grammer lessons.

Bob: "Grammer"? Looks like you've just encountered the effect's of Muphry's Law!

Muphry's Law by Zidewinder August 10, 2008

Dinan's Law

In IB physics on a multiple choice question given answers:
A. answer a
B. answer b
C. answer c
D. all of the above

Dinan's Law states that one should pick answer "D" in all of these situations. (see Hahn's Law)

Man, I don't know what simulteneity is....I'm going to go with Dinan's Law!

Dinan's Law by IB Physics 6/7 '05 May 19, 2005

Slam Law

A contract that binds two individuals to have sex at least one more time in the future.

My husband cheated on me with his ex girlfriend from college and I tried arguing the case in court but unfortunately he was bound by Slam Law.

Slam Law by Captain Gnarly July 21, 2011

dat law 

A gettological phrase said from one brotha to anotha brotha who spittin facts so hard they begin to resemble legislation.

Brotha: “Bruhhhh , I ain’t need no hoe... But I sure could use a pair of trusty pliers to trim that darn hedge in my front yard.”

Anotha: “Dat law.”

dat law by Gettological Scholar July 8, 2021

Ramy's Law 

Ramy's Law dictates that the most ridiculous odds of triumph will overcome the most painfully obvious vast circumtstance off defeatl quicker than two jiggles of a jack rabbits ass.

"I was up by 20 points, but Ramy's Law states that 3 turn-overs, 8 passes, and 4 onside kicks in under 30 seconds would make me lose...."

Ramy's Law by gordo2dope November 15, 2004

Jerrod's Law 

As an online discussion grows longer, the probability Ron Paul being mentioned approaches one.

Hey look, Jerrod's Law was proven by the third post in that thread about the politics of cheese sandwiches; he said that Ron Paul finds cheese sandwiches to be unconstitutional.

Jerrod's Law by DJ Jazzy Jizzle November 15, 2007

Utegaard's Law 

"Any technological problem will fix itself as soon as Tech Support is notified of it, whether or not it is through their direct action."

"So my computer was shutting down every 5 minutes, and when I took it into Tech Support, it fixed itself! they didn't have to touch it!"

"Wow. Utegaard's Law in action."

Utegaard's Law by NorthWoods January 18, 2008